Thou Shalt Not Tempt
An atheist professor was teaching a college one day and wanted to prove that there was no such thing as God. He said, "God if you are real, knock me off this platform. I'll give you fifteen minutes." Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting!" He got down to the last couple of minutes and a HUGE 290 pound football player walked by, hearing what the professor was saying. The football player walked into the room at the last minute, hit the professor full force, and sent him flying off the platform. The professor got up obviously shaken and said, "WHERE DID YOU COME FROM AND HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?" The football player replied, "God was busy, so He sent me."
