DEREK'S THOUGHTS:
10/18/03:
Wearing flip flops to shower makes the shower less enjoyable.
10/19/03:
Wouldn't it be sweet if humans had shells. Think of the possiblities..
10/20/03:
Mustard really sucks. It smells, its yellow and it tastes like shit. dont eat mustard.
10/21/03:
Missing your friends sucks the worst. It probably sucks for than chewing on earwax flavored lightbulbs.
10/22/03:
Rope is sweet. You can tie everything together and make a cluster.
10/23/03:
I really never have any thoughts. Brian is so much better than me and a bit more handsome i might add.
10/24/03:
As i bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable, until I realized it wasnt a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!
10/25/03:
children need encouragement. if a kid gets an answer right tell him it was a lucky guess. that way he develops a good lucky feeling.
10/26/03:
for scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip. why not add a slice of lemon to each jar for freshness.
10/27/03:
heres a good trick, get a job as a judge at the olympics. if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didnt see it and go, "okay is everybody ready to start now?"
10/28/03:
I bet when the cave man's kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "dont forget the thick, heavy brows." then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big chunky brows too and theyd get mad and eat the snowman.
10/29/03:
I wish my name was Ralphy because then I could say, "yes my names Ralphy. Ralphy Blankenship" Oh yea I also wish my last name was Blankenship.
10/30/03:
If you go parachuting and your parachute doesnt open and you friends are all watching you fall I think it would be funny if you pretended you were swimming.
10/31/03:
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes.
