BRIAN'S THOUGHTS:

10/17/03:If I never had a cheese ball before, i would never guess that it would be crunchy

10/18/03: Greek people need some more hair on their body...I mean really they must be freezing

10/19/03: If a fat man falls in the woods, will his testicles still be hidden by his fat?

10/20/03: How come when you rub your weiner it gets all hard and angry, but when you rub a midget they stay soft and loveable?

10/21/03:I don't like feet.

10/22/03: Flowers for me?... I do agree that Oasis is the best band ever since the Beatles

10/23/03: When I was a small child I had a blue rubbery shark and it was only about 2 inches long, I really miss that thing.

10/24/03: You know how the best bite out of a pizza is that first bite, the small point that makes a perfect triangle bite in your mouth? I bet you Gumby never had that before, that red horse always took the first bite... Poke you will burn for this

10/25/03: For once i'd like a black person to beat a white guy in basketball, or even a foot race.... is that too much to ask?

10/26/03:If i had a pig i'd name it Wally and slap the shit out of it everyday... thats probly what Wally's parents wanted to do, but the condom broke. (im just kidding Wally, i hate you)

10/27/03:When I was a little girl, I had all the cool toys.. except for testicles, so I had to share with my little brother, he loved to share.

10/28/03:If I was smaller I would walk through those shopping cart doors and not have to duck... Why must I be trapped in this tall handsome body!?!?

10/29/03:On Eureka's Castle, How come Batley never got contacts? He would have been much more attractive... for a bat