The Pseudo Blonde's Page
you've read the journal, now behold the glory of the pseudo blonde's gwal-e-lamma inspired webpage...she's been taught the way of the bullhorn and the bloodhound gang, so experience firsthand the total insanity that is the pseudo blonde
if you have any comments on my articles, email me at dieselchica5455@yahoo.com (the link's at the bottom of the page!), i may or may not get back to you.
a general announcement to my readers: yeah i realize i suck at life, but the updates will be coming in waves due to the Great Lenten Countdown. Read on and see what i'm talking about!!!
The Great Lenten Countdown: posted 2-9-05, updated daily
Laurens Gwal and Vame, Hell's Punishment Directors: posted 9/15/04
Destinta Hootchies and Lessons Learned While Viewing 'Raising Helen': posted 6/07/04
Pseudo Blonde Hate Mail: posted 5/04/04
A Pseudo Blonde Apology: posted 5/04/04
How to Make "Dawn of the Dead" Even Better: posted 3/24/04
Rocky, A Tribute to a Great Dog: posted 2/23/04
Another Pseudo Blonde Slam on a Popular "Musician": posted 2/17/04
Freedom of Speech Applies to Webpages Too: posted 2/08/04
Stupid Quotes is Finally Up and Running: posted 1/24/04, updated 2/01/04
Your Roommate is a Person Too: posted 1/20/04
Delta Eta Sigma, the Ultimate Sorority: posted 1/5/04
Join the Uncle Jesse Club Today: posted 12/11/03, pic added 2/17/04
The Lauren Coalition: posted 12/7/03
Help a Friend in Need: posted 11/30/03, updated 12/02/03
New Quotes Page: posted 11/21/03
SVC is Gay and Useless: posted 11/20/03
These Guys Suck: posted 11/18/03
Online Journals: A Life-Altering Decision: posted 11/17/03, updated 11/18/03
Gay Directors on Power Trips Suck Ass: posted 11/4/03, updated 11/9/03
Need a Halloween Costume?: posted 10/31/03
Why Neighbors Are Useless: posted 10/24/03
College or Kindergarten, Installment 2: posted 10/20/03
Facts About The Pseudo Blonde: posted 10/18/03, updated 9/15/04
Fans Suck and Blow: posted 10/17/03
The Art of Acting Like Special Ed: posted 10/14/03
AIM Blocking is Evil: posted 10/12/03
Avril Lavine is a Snobby Bitch: posted 10/10/03
Fun at Amusement Parks: posted 10/9/03
She's Sold Her Soul to These Sites!!!, updated 1/18/04
College or Kindergarten?: posted and updated 10/8/03
The Whip-Wackity Smack: posted 10/8/03
Proof of Stupidity: posted 10/8/03