Freedom of Speech Applies to Webpages Too

yesterday, i was chillin with my friend ashley. we were watching from hell starring the deliciously sexy johnny depp and i was signed onto AIM in the mean time. during a slow part in the movie, i decided to get up and check my messages. i also checked my email, since my AOL companion informed me that i had a new email. it was from my dear gwaley, an im that she had gotten from an ex who happened to be angry about some material on her website. the message read "fuck you...you're probably masturbating you slut...slip it in your slit and stimulate that clit...gimme that ass, that fine skinny ass"

basically i had found out that said ex had a screaming genie adventure all over his room after a long night of hard drinking (don't know what a screaming genie is? ask someone, you'll find out). i had told gwaley one day, because i knew she would end up getting a kick out of it. she included a very generalized version of the story in her webpage (haven't seen it yet? click here). it had been posted on january 16th, so it's been up almost a month without it offending people. here's my bitch to miss gwaley's ex:

1)freedom of speech: it's gwaley's webpage, and she has the constitutional right to post whatever she wants, whenever she wants. it's no business of yours.

2)it happened, it's not like she made it up: hey, if you were stupid enough to get that drunk, well then perhaps you deserve a good ragging. if she would have made the whole thing up, yeah that wouldn't have been cool. but unfortunately you can't change things that have happened. next time, know your limits like everybody else.

3)your name was never mentioned: not only was the story extremely generalized, it included no names. a girl from my high school did something similar to you our senior year. gwaley knows about this, and she knows other people who drink. how do you know she wasn't talking about them? that's right, you don't.

4)if you hate her so much and know that she has been known to write unflattering (yet funny) articles on you, why do you waste your time reading her page?: well, that question is pretty self-explainatory. if my ex-boyfriend read one of my pages that depicted him in an unflatteing light and got mad, my first question to him would be "why are you reading it?" move on, take her off your buddy list and quit latching on to her nuts. obviously she has no real desire to talk to you, why make yourself look like you're hung up? it's not going to get her to change her mind about you.

in closing i would like to say that if i was gwaley i'd take this opportunity to mention names in my article. but then again, gwaley is classier than me in that sense. gwaley, leave the page as is, don't take it down.

screaming genie adventures should be documented