now that you have meandered over to my webpage, there are some things you should know. a lot of my material is derived frustration, funny stories, and just a plain old need to bitch. if anything on this site offends you, LEAVE. i'm not making you stay. i'm not forcing you to read my articles. if you find me to be that offensive, don't sit and bitch, just leave. or if you feel that strongly about it, email and i will ridicule you mercilessly. now if you've decided you're not a pussy, click the bottom link that will take you back to the mr. garrison-adorned index.
