the friday of the first week of school, my current boyfriend was taking me to see a movie. it was our first actual date, and we hadn't seen each other all summer, so i was pretty excited to see him. he picked me up at 7:30 to see my boss's daughter, but when we got to the movie theater, we found out that the movie had already started. we decided to catch the 9:20 showing and just hang out in his dorm until then. it was a good plan, his roommate wasn't going to be there so fights over the television or computer would not occur. we arrived at his room, and the door's locked. we walk in, and his roomie's there, sitting at the computer topless, and wearing headphones that connected to the computer.
it's hot as hell because the room has no AC, i thought, topless is perfectly acceptable. i keep walking in and i get half way in when i scream his name. he turns around, staying seated in his chair. that's when i realize that he's completely naked.
"OH MY GOD, ARE YOU JACKING OFF?" i screamed in disbelief. "what do you think i was doing?" he screams back. i look for my boyfriend, only to discover that he's over in his suitemate's room, laughing hysterically. turns out he saw that his roommate naked and looking at porno on the computer. the two worst parts were that i caught him jacking it and that he was sitting in that dirty, dirty dorm desk chair naked...who knows what went on in that chair in previous years?
