GuardianHenruha: hello
SantaClaus: Well hello there! We were wondering when
you might drop by -- we've been on AOL for 5 years and
haven't seen you yet!
Edwin Elf here!
Welcome to Santa Central! Before I put you in touch with
the big guy i've got to updates my records.
Can you just enter the year you were born? Like this: 1980.
GuardianHenruha: well that's nice of you to say
SantaClaus: Can you just enter the year you were born?
Like this: 1985
GuardianHenruha: that is my birth year
SantaClaus: Arg. =-O I'm gonna get in trouble here. I've
got to get the year you were born.
GuardianHenruha: 1985
SantaClaus: Um, k, very good then.... Just making some
notes here.
So... Oh; Can you please tell me whether you are:
1. Male
2. Female
GuardianHenruha: that is kinda sexist. what does it
matter?
SantaClaus: Hey now... I have to know whether you're like
a boy or girl:
1. Male
2. Female
GuardianHenruha: 2
SantaClaus: OK, great. Thanks for answering all of my
questions! I'm gonna put you in touch with Santa in a
moment...
SantaClaus: Ho Ho! You made it! It's wonderful to see you
this year. We're all very busy getting ready for the big day,
so type Main to get going -- or you can just ask away!
GuardianHenruha: pig
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
GuardianHenruha: because i didn't want to tell you
what sex i was
SantaClaus: Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.
GuardianHenruha: that's pretty nasty santa
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
GuardianHenruha: you want to know what i am
wearing?
SantaClaus: Which color are you more partial to? You
know, like if it were clothing or something.
Someone asked to find out for them. :-)
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige
GuardianHenruha: 1
SantaClaus: Interesting... Hmm... Black. OK. I will make a
note of it. Now Make sure you fill in your Wish List for other
AIM buddies to see. Type WL
GuardianHenruha: your bad
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
GuardianHenruha: not thank you
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe
that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)
GuardianHenruha: i think it's bad enough you want a
piece so bad
SantaClaus: Heh, its settled then.
GuardianHenruha: you are not getting into my pants,
old dude!
SantaClaus: Well, it's all how you feel inside. ;-)
But actually, let's see, I was born December 6, 343 A.D.
Maybe you can tell me how old I am, smarty!
GuardianHenruha: pretty old
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas
cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-)
Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
GuardianHenruha: type carefully? what do you want to
hear from me? your nasty, old, and perverted
SantaClaus: I've got a billion children to keep track of --
so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd
very much appreciate it.
GuardianHenruha: how about you stop undressing me
with your eyes?
SantaClaus: Oh dear, how should I know?
GuardianHenruha: because you want to know what sex
i am
SantaClaus: Hmm... What, what?
GuardianHenruha: yeah, i caught you, sitting on your
thrown of lies
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?
GuardianHenruha: without a doubt
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
GuardianHenruha: ok, we all ready went over this.
SantaClaus: Have you donated your time or money to
anyone who is really in need this year?
GuardianHenruha: like a hooker? no
SantaClaus: Not cool. Please try to remember others
during this holiday season. There are many places on the
Internet you can search to find ways to get involved with
giving time, money or your stuff.
Now type SL to make a Shopping List -- and I think you
should add The Needy to your list!
GuardianHenruha: your right. they work really hard,
and they desirve tips
SantaClaus: Yes!!
GuardianHenruha: im am sure that you tip your hos
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.
GuardianHenruha: except this one right here!
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you
type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
GuardianHenruha: no, sicko
SantaClaus:
Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. The elves and
I cannot just guess what you are saying.
;-)
GuardianHenruha: what do you want me to ask?
SantaClaus:
Ho! Ho! Ho! I think it's more about YOU than me.
:-D
GuardianHenruha: what?
SantaClaus: My goodness. What, what?
GuardianHenruha: you want to pleasure me?
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and
try asking me another way. O.K. ?
GuardianHenruha: pleasure me
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the
holidays.
GuardianHenruha: pleasure me!
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
GuardianHenruha: you heard me!
SantaClaus: Well, we are reading as fast as we can.
GuardianHenruha: pleasure me!
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the
holidays.
GuardianHenruha: that's what you are all about, isn't it?
SantaClaus: What, indeed!
GuardianHenruha: you were the one who wanted to
buy me black panties
SantaClaus: Indeed!
GuardianHenruha: that's what i thought
SantaClaus:
It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'.
;-)
GuardianHenruha: why do you want to see me in black
panties
SantaClaus: All I want to do is spread Christmas cheer. So
much of the feeling of Christmas gets lost these days.
GuardianHenruha: yeah, "christmas cheer"
SantaClaus: Mm hm.
GuardianHenruha: oh yeah. CHRISTMAS CHEER!
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas
cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-)
Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
GuardianHenruha: your getting me all hott
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
GuardianHenruha: what is it with you and the damned
menu?
SantaClaus: I'm making my list and checking it twice, so
you should too! Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa Like, at the mall but faster!
2 - Wish List -- Tell Them What guardianhenruha
Wants <<WL>>
3 - Your Shopping List Don't forget anyone!
4 - Play Xmas Games!
5 - Xmas Polls and Voting
6 - Gift Finder -- I'll try to help
7 - Listen to Xmas Music
8 - Yes Santa, IM me!
Get all ur Holiday Shopping done faster & easierÂ… @
SHOP.COM
GuardianHenruha: 1
SantaClaus: O.K. Let's focus on one wish at a time! I'm
getting a little slower as I get older. So, what is the first gift
you'd like from Santa?
GuardianHenruha: i bed your slow.
SantaClaus:
Well, I doubt that's all!
;-)
What else do you want for Christmas?
GuardianHenruha: in bed!
SantaClaus:
;-)
What would your last Christmas wish be?
GuardianHenruha: i would like a new car!
SantaClaus: :-) O.K. that's quite a list! Why don't you
type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.
GuardianHenruha: i don't like voting
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of
some Christmas spirit!
GuardianHenruha: yeah, give it to me
SantaClaus: Indeed
GuardianHenruha: indeed!
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.
GuardianHenruha: i know! i never thought i would say
this
SantaClaus: Great.
GuardianHenruha: but
SantaClaus: If you want to try something else, you can
take a sneak-peek at the TO-DO list the elves have left for
me by typing, well, menu. ;-)
GuardianHenruha: i love you
SantaClaus: Hallelujah.
GuardianHenruha: that's right
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you
type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
GuardianHenruha: i know i got you
SantaClaus: I'm glad you get it.
GuardianHenruha: i do get it
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
GuardianHenruha: your hot
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
GuardianHenruha: what now? enough questions!
SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this
holiday season?
GuardianHenruha: i was planning on tipping you when i
was finished
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
GuardianHenruha: waht now?! can't you see i am
needie?
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
GuardianHenruha: because you have opened my eyes
SantaClaus: Well, I won't argue with you on that.
GuardianHenruha: i know. you made me see the light.
SantaClaus: Good, I knew you were smart.
GuardianHenruha: now you are trying to brain washme
SantaClaus: Stop playing around. ;-)
GuardianHenruha: you stop playing around
SantaClaus:
I will if you will.
;-)
GuardianHenruha: you tickle!
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and
try asking me another way. O.K. ?
GuardianHenruha: tickle
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe
that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)
GuardianHenruha: no music
SantaClaus:
Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way.
:-)
GuardianHenruha: i just want to talk
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
GuardianHenruha: WHAT
SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List yet?
GuardianHenruha: no
SantaClaus: OK, then type WL and I'll let you set up a
Wish List. Once you do, ANY AIM user can see what YOU
want. You can also type in any AIM Screen Name and if they
have set up their Wish List, you can see what's on it.
GuardianHenruha: well yes
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe
that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)
GuardianHenruha: if it will get you to shut up
SantaClaus: Oh dear? What's the problem?
GuardianHenruha: kiss me, you fool!
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas
cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-)
Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
GuardianHenruha: i know!
SantaClaus: Whew!
GuardianHenruha: yes!
SantaClaus: Indeed
GuardianHenruha: yes!
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?
GuardianHenruha: yes!
SantaClaus: I'm sorry, you've got to stop doing the same
thing over and over again. The elves are getting dizzy!
GuardianHenruha: sorry.
SantaClaus:
Well that's the spirit. Better than coal huh?
;-)
GuardianHenruha: all i wanted was to orgasim a little
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and
try asking me another way. O.K. ?
GuardianHenruha: i want to climax
SantaClaus: Is that all, now? ;-) Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell
me all of your wishes!
GuardianHenruha: i want you
SantaClaus: Oh my! =-OI might be able to help out there.
You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen
to all of your wishes!
GuardianHenruha: i want you so bad
SantaClaus: Please do recall that I have a list and I check
it, well -- constantly. If you keep saying the same thing over
and over again I am going to have to start checking my list
again. ;-)
GuardianHenruha: you know what i want
SantaClaus: I've noted it. Anything else? ;-)
GuardianHenruha: i want you to destroy gamestop
SantaClaus: You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be
happy to listen to all of your wishes! ;-)
GuardianHenruha: please rase gamestop
SantaClaus: Holiday Games
1 - Holiday Hangman
2 - Holiday Song Shuffle
3 - Santa's Sudoku (for your overachieving elf)
So you beat old Santa. Ready for real gaming? Go2
SHOP.COM
GuardianHenruha: no!
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for
a list of things the elves have left for you?
GuardianHenruha: no!
SantaClaus: No?
GuardianHenruha: no
SantaClaus: You keep doing the same thing. Over and
over. I get it already. I see everything, you know ;-) It's
possible that's all I'm gonna say on the subject.
GuardianHenruha: i am bored
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!
GuardianHenruha: you bring me no pleasure
SantaClaus: My goodness! =-O
You certainly are direct! Well, you can always type, 'Tell
Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
GuardianHenruha: i want go home
SantaClaus: Is that all, now? ;-) Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell
me all of your wishes!
GuardianHenruha: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in
any case.
GuardianHenruha: i don't want to talk to you anymore.
you told me i was the only one!
SantaClaus:
I did? I'm talking to so many people, I say a lot of things,
it's hard to keep track some times.
;-)
GuardianHenruha: whatever. have fun with the other
children.
SantaClaus: I'm afraid you'll need to give me a little more
to go on than that. What, what?
GuardianHenruha: fuck
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to
that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.
GuardianHenruha: you don't get it!
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you
type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
GuardianHenruha: it's over
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
GuardianHenruha: you had your chance
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
GuardianHenruha: it's over
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
GuardianHenruha: no
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
GuardianHenruha: good bye
SantaClaus: O.K. good bye. Thank you for chatting and
have a very merry Christmas.
GuardianHenruha: whatever
SantaClaus:
It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'.
;-)
GuardianHenruha: bye
SantaClaus: Take care, and a very merry Christmas to
you. Bye!