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GuardianHenruha: hello
SantaClaus: Well hello there! We were wondering when you might drop by -- we've been on AOL for 5 years and haven't seen you yet!
Edwin Elf here!
Welcome to Santa Central! Before I put you in touch with the big guy i've got to updates my records.
Can you just enter the year you were born? Like this: 1980.

GuardianHenruha: well that's nice of you to say
SantaClaus: Can you just enter the year you were born? Like this: 1985

GuardianHenruha: that is my birth year
SantaClaus: Arg. =-O I'm gonna get in trouble here. I've got to get the year you were born.

GuardianHenruha: 1985
SantaClaus: Um, k, very good then.... Just making some notes here.
So... Oh; Can you please tell me whether you are:

1. Male
2. Female

GuardianHenruha
: that is kinda sexist. what does it matter?
SantaClaus: Hey now... I have to know whether you're like a boy or girl:
1. Male
2. Female

GuardianHenruha
: 2
SantaClaus: OK, great. Thanks for answering all of my questions! I'm gonna put you in touch with Santa in a moment...



SantaClaus: Ho Ho! You made it! It's wonderful to see you this year. We're all very busy getting ready for the big day, so type Main to get going -- or you can just ask away!

GuardianHenruha: pig
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

GuardianHenruha: because i didn't want to tell you what sex i was
SantaClaus: Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.


GuardianHenruha: that's pretty nasty santa
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

GuardianHenruha: you want to know what i am wearing?
SantaClaus: Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something.
Someone asked to find out for them.
:-)
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige

GuardianHenruha
: 1
SantaClaus: Interesting... Hmm... Black. OK. I will make a note of it. Now Make sure you fill in your Wish List for other AIM buddies to see. Type WL

GuardianHenruha: your bad
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

GuardianHenruha: not thank you
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)

GuardianHenruha: i think it's bad enough you want a piece so bad
SantaClaus: Heh, its settled then.

GuardianHenruha: you are not getting into my pants, old dude!
SantaClaus: Well, it's all how you feel inside. ;-)
But actually, let's see, I was born December 6, 343 A.D. Maybe you can tell me how old I am, smarty!

GuardianHenruha: pretty old
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-) Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.


GuardianHenruha: type carefully? what do you want to hear from me? your nasty, old, and perverted
SantaClaus: I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it.


GuardianHenruha: how about you stop undressing me with your eyes?
SantaClaus: Oh dear, how should I know?


GuardianHenruha: because you want to know what sex i am
SantaClaus: Hmm... What, what?


GuardianHenruha: yeah, i caught you, sitting on your thrown of lies
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?


GuardianHenruha: without a doubt
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

GuardianHenruha: ok, we all ready went over this.
SantaClaus: Have you donated your time or money to anyone who is really in need this year?

GuardianHenruha: like a hooker? no
SantaClaus: Not cool. Please try to remember others during this holiday season. There are many places on the Internet you can search to find ways to get involved with giving time, money or your stuff.

Now type SL to make a Shopping List -- and I think you should add The Needy to your list!

GuardianHenruha: your right. they work really hard, and they desirve tips
SantaClaus: Yes!!


GuardianHenruha: im am sure that you tip your hos
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.

GuardianHenruha: except this one right here!
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

GuardianHenruha: no, sicko
SantaClaus:
Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. The elves and I cannot just guess what you are saying.
;-)



GuardianHenruha: what do you want me to ask?
SantaClaus:
Ho! Ho! Ho! I think it's more about YOU than me.
:-D




GuardianHenruha: what?
SantaClaus: My goodness. What, what?


GuardianHenruha: you want to pleasure me?
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

GuardianHenruha: pleasure me
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

GuardianHenruha: pleasure me!
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


GuardianHenruha: you heard me!
SantaClaus: Well, we are reading as fast as we can.

GuardianHenruha: pleasure me!
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

GuardianHenruha: that's what you are all about, isn't it?
SantaClaus: What, indeed!


GuardianHenruha: you were the one who wanted to buy me black panties
SantaClaus: Indeed!


GuardianHenruha: that's what i thought
SantaClaus:
It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'.
;-)



GuardianHenruha: why do you want to see me in black panties
SantaClaus: All I want to do is spread Christmas cheer. So much of the feeling of Christmas gets lost these days.


GuardianHenruha: yeah, "christmas cheer"
SantaClaus: Mm hm.


GuardianHenruha: oh yeah. CHRISTMAS CHEER!
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-) Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.


GuardianHenruha: your getting me all hott
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

GuardianHenruha: what is it with you and the damned menu?
SantaClaus: I'm making my list and checking it twice, so you should too! Type a number:

1 - Tell Santa Like, at the mall but faster!
2 - Wish List -- Tell Them What
guardianhenruha Wants <<WL>>
3 - Your Shopping List Don't forget anyone!
4 - Play Xmas Games!
5 - Xmas Polls and Voting
6 -
Gift Finder -- I'll try to help
7 - Listen to Xmas Music
8 - Yes Santa, IM me!

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GuardianHenruha: 1
SantaClaus: O.K. Let's focus on one wish at a time! I'm getting a little slower as I get older. So, what is the first gift you'd like from Santa?

GuardianHenruha: i bed your slow.
SantaClaus:
Well, I doubt that's all!
;-)
What else do you want for Christmas?



GuardianHenruha: in bed!
SantaClaus:
;-)
What would your last Christmas wish be?



GuardianHenruha: i would like a new car!
SantaClaus: :-) O.K. that's quite a list! Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.

GuardianHenruha: i don't like voting
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!


GuardianHenruha: yeah, give it to me
SantaClaus: Indeed


GuardianHenruha: indeed!
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.

GuardianHenruha: i know! i never thought i would say this
SantaClaus: Great.

GuardianHenruha: but
SantaClaus: If you want to try something else, you can take a sneak-peek at the TO-DO list the elves have left for me by typing, well, menu. ;-)

GuardianHenruha: i love you
SantaClaus: Hallelujah.


GuardianHenruha: that's right
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

GuardianHenruha: i know i got you
SantaClaus: I'm glad you get it.

GuardianHenruha: i do get it
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


GuardianHenruha: your hot
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

GuardianHenruha: what now? enough questions!
SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season?

GuardianHenruha: i was planning on tipping you when i was finished
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

GuardianHenruha: waht now?! can't you see i am needie?
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

GuardianHenruha: because you have opened my eyes
SantaClaus: Well, I won't argue with you on that.


GuardianHenruha: i know. you made me see the light.
SantaClaus: Good, I knew you were smart.

GuardianHenruha: now you are trying to brain washme
SantaClaus: Stop playing around. ;-)

GuardianHenruha: you stop playing around
SantaClaus:
I will if you will.
;-)



GuardianHenruha: you tickle!
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

GuardianHenruha: tickle
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)

GuardianHenruha: no music
SantaClaus:
Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way.
:-)



GuardianHenruha: i just want to talk
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

GuardianHenruha: WHAT
SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List yet?

GuardianHenruha: no
SantaClaus: OK, then type WL and I'll let you set up a Wish List. Once you do, ANY AIM user can see what YOU want. You can also type in any AIM Screen Name and if they have set up their Wish List, you can see what's on it.

GuardianHenruha: well yes
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)

GuardianHenruha: if it will get you to shut up
SantaClaus: Oh dear? What's the problem?


GuardianHenruha: kiss me, you fool!
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-) Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.


GuardianHenruha: i know!
SantaClaus: Whew!

GuardianHenruha: yes!
SantaClaus: Indeed


GuardianHenruha: yes!
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?


GuardianHenruha: yes!
SantaClaus: I'm sorry, you've got to stop doing the same thing over and over again. The elves are getting dizzy!

GuardianHenruha: sorry.
SantaClaus:
Well that's the spirit. Better than coal huh?
;-)



GuardianHenruha: all i wanted was to orgasim a little
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

GuardianHenruha: i want to climax
SantaClaus: Is that all, now? ;-) Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes!

GuardianHenruha: i want you
SantaClaus: Oh my! =-OI might be able to help out there. You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!

GuardianHenruha: i want you so bad
SantaClaus: Please do recall that I have a list and I check it, well -- constantly. If you keep saying the same thing over and over again I am going to have to start checking my list again. ;-)


GuardianHenruha: you know what i want
SantaClaus: I've noted it. Anything else? ;-)

GuardianHenruha: i want you to destroy gamestop
SantaClaus: You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes! ;-)

GuardianHenruha: please rase gamestop
SantaClaus: Holiday Games

1 - Holiday Hangman
2 - Holiday Song Shuffle
3 - Santa's Sudoku (for your overachieving elf)

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GuardianHenruha: no!
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?

GuardianHenruha: no!
SantaClaus: No?


GuardianHenruha: no
SantaClaus: You keep doing the same thing. Over and over. I get it already. I see everything, you know ;-) It's possible that's all I'm gonna say on the subject.


GuardianHenruha: i am bored
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!


GuardianHenruha: you bring me no pleasure
SantaClaus: My goodness! =-O
You certainly are direct! Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!

GuardianHenruha: i want go home
SantaClaus: Is that all, now? ;-) Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes!

GuardianHenruha: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.


GuardianHenruha: i don't want to talk to you anymore. you told me i was the only one!
SantaClaus:
I did? I'm talking to so many people, I say a lot of things, it's hard to keep track some times.
;-)



GuardianHenruha: whatever. have fun with the other children.
SantaClaus: I'm afraid you'll need to give me a little more to go on than that. What, what?


GuardianHenruha: fuck
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.


GuardianHenruha: you don't get it!
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

GuardianHenruha: it's over
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

GuardianHenruha: you had your chance
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


GuardianHenruha: it's over
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

GuardianHenruha: no
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.

GuardianHenruha: good bye
SantaClaus: O.K. good bye. Thank you for chatting and have a very merry Christmas.


GuardianHenruha: whatever
SantaClaus:
It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'.
;-)



GuardianHenruha: bye
SantaClaus: Take care, and a very merry Christmas to you. Bye!