Brian: Why do you always leave right after the sex!
Andrew: Because My pimp Charolette was like "Bitchhhhhhhh right after sex with people leave it in your mouth so we can get some money from the sperm bank"
Brian: Does your sprem bank give out free cell phones with each deposit?
Andrew: Well if by free then you mean cheap plastc neon signs that say "Sex is good,with an elephant."
Brian: Only if it is smotherd in strawberry ice cream, and my elephant you mean gray SUV
Andrew: Gray is so gay its just like "Wow look at me i am a little woman who likes to be rammed in the ass by large black men who have the name Lazy eye charlie
Brian: Pop Quiz: #1 is his left or right eye lazy? #2 how long is his penis? #3 exactly how long does it him to cum down to the second?
Andrew:Answers: #1 There both lazy excluding his lazy nose #2 Penis is 2.4 inches long (not all black men are hung) #3 Cum time---- Rasbery seltZer
Brian: You can only drink rasberry sdeltzer while having sex with 2 women a pig a miget and your grandma
Andrew: Well my grandma told me i can touch her and i wouldent have to tell anyone so0o0o STOP PRESSUREING ME
Brian: I need to preasure you, i cant trust you anymore
Andrew: just because i fooled around on your mother with your father its ok you can trust me, Jerrry Springer told me its ok
Brian: did you have sex with JErry too?!
Andrew: Well not jerry but Ben said it was ok and id get free ice cream for life if i gave his twigs and giggle berry's a suckle
Brian: only Pigs and Cows suckle you silly goose
Andrew: i can suckle if i want and thats besides the point im proud to be a Jew</p>
Brian: and im a nazi, i hate nigger, gooks, whaps greecers, jews, kikes, hicks, hebs, retards, gypsies and the elderly
Andrew: Well i agree but dont you think the elderly should fight our wars cause there old already and gunna die. why should young stud muffins have to go and die, all that happens out of that is the guys are away from pussy 2 long and become gay and say "Let me Suck that huge cock Sargent Officcccer Sam"
Andrew: (use lisp)
Brian: Well we all know that the most important thing in warn is the element of suprise, and what would be more supriseing that the 1st transvestite bregade, we can parasuit in 350 pound beared men with high heals, dresses and make up holding guns, while the enemy is wondering what the hell is going on we can get then and it will be to late to retaliate
Andrew: Stop that talk your making me sooo sexyd up
Brian: you know where the vacum is
Andrew: :-\ dude i only did that once
Brian: yea and my name is "big fairey man poop pants McGee!"
Andrew: well if thats true then saddle me up and ride me cowgirl
Brian: i told you im not a girla nymopre i got that operation
Andrew: yes but the doctor told me when he put you to sleep he stuck his finger in your ear and pulled out a rabbit
Brian: So thats where my brian went.......
Andrew: no your brain is in your ass but your virginity thats a whole nother ball game
Brian: i lost that a long time ago, if i still ahve a chjerry its pushed so far abck i can use it as a tail light
Andrew: Sadly i know i its so long gone you can call it pluto!
Brian: I miss Mickey, it hasnt bin the same since he wantr to jail for raping those little girls, we shoudl have nkown somehting was wrong when he kept asking them to sit on his lap
Andrew: o0o thats why he took that santa job at macys
Brian: Yes, That is correct.