Welp, I stayed after school again like I always do ('Kaasan's a teacher, you see) and...this isn't for the faint of heart, but nature shall take its course. Yes, that's right, I had to go take care of business! So I went down the hall to the girls room and horror of horrors...
IT WAS CLOSED! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
And so I had to go to the guys room.
*scary music* DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!
It wasn't pretty. There was plenty of graffiti and almost no tissue.
Moral of the story? I don't know...I guess I should be thankful that I'm a member of "the weaker sex."
*gets pounded on by psychotic, violent feminist buddy of mine for saying that*