Smokin' in the boys room... (extra credit if you can figure out where that came from)
Welp, I stayed after school again like I always do ('Kaasan's a teacher, you see) and...this isn't for the faint of heart, but nature shall take its course. Yes, that's right, I had to go take care of business! So I went down the hall to the girls room and horror of horrors...

IT WAS CLOSED! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

And so I had to go to the guys room.

*scary music* DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!

It wasn't pretty. There was plenty of graffiti and almost no tissue.

Moral of the story? I don't know...I guess I should be thankful that I'm a member of "the weaker sex."

*gets pounded on by psychotic, violent feminist buddy of mine for saying that*

Kaio-sama was right...
To celebrate Veterans' Day yesterday (my grandpa fought in Korea and jumped out of helicopters, along with my pediatrician! YEAH!), my family ate corn, Manwiches, and asparagus with hollandaise sauce. (This sauce is special to me because the night I first had it I'd just come back from buying my first left-to-right manga -the one where Gokuh and Piccolo take on Raditzu and Piccolo loses his arm. Good stuff.) Unfortunately, this morning I woke up with a tummyache. In the bathroom it turned out to just be gas, which brings to mind a joke that Kaio-sama told in the Japanese version of DBZ: "What vegetable gives you gas in the morning? Asparagus!" Because in Japanese, asparagus is pronounced something like 'asuparagasu.'

Whoa...

In the beginning...
Yes! I've finally got one of these thingies! First the new page and now a blog! Now all I've got to do is work on it so there's something there besides blank space...^_^U