You've stumbled upon a little part of the online world that nobody was supposed to find. Considering that you did, feel free to look around and amuse yourself.

Of course, if I wanted you to leave, there is nothing I can do, but anyway …

Unfortunately (for you), this is the home page of a very boring person. I have interests that, if you share them with me, it means that you are an über-geek. But that's cool, nobody cares. Even if they did, it doesn't matter to you, 'cause you're sitting in front of a computer, staring at a web-page that makes fun of you.

More interesting than this page are the various sections under it. So feel free to explore those.