All About Me…Literally

            For those of you that do know me and for those of you that don’t.  You think you know…but you have no idea.  This is the 411 of Tiffany Nguyen.  If you haven’t already guessed my name is Tiffany.  Yeah my name has no significance behind it besides that my parents thought it was a pretty name when flipping through the baby names book.  If you ask me I like my name I just don’t like the fact that so many other people have it as well.  Maybe it would be cool to have some sort of unique name but hey I’m not complaining.  My middle name which Dan said he would call me for now on is Thai.  Yeah that makes Charn laugh cause he’s Thai and he’s amused that Thai is my middle name.  Thai is my mother’s maiden name for those of you that don’t know and my last name should be hyphenated but my parents are Asian and decided to make it my middle name.  Lastly, but certainly not least is my last name.  It is Nguyen for those of you that haven’t already seen that.  Yeah I hate the fact that no one can pronounce my last name and their feeble attempts such as wen and new-yen just don’t cut it.  Oh yes I hate how everyone can’t spell it either.  But the cool thing is that I share my last name with a lot of cool people like my “siblings” Tom, Janette, Sophia, and my long lost fraternal twin Eric.  So for those of you that don’t catch on too quickly my name is Tiffany Thai Nguyen but you can call me Tiff.  Tiff is a common nickname for me if you can even call that a nickname.  I think people just call me Tiff cause they’re too lazy to say three syllables hey even I’m too lazy to say two (ex. Ray short for Raymond and Char shore for Charlene).  Tiffy yes that’s the cute nickname that I love to be called.  There’s the infamous Tiffy Wiffy but only one person that I’ve ever known has called me that besides Ray Bui who thinks Wiffy is pronounced the same way as WIFEY and likes to imagine that I am his wife.  There is spiffy and of course Charlene’s Jiffy cause moms like you choose jiff, choose jiff.  Be is another infamous nickname that my relatives like to call me.  My brother started calling me Be when I was little and the name has just stuck with me for life.  We cannot forget probably the most used nickname of all Foni.  And no it’s not pronounced fo-ny it’s pronounced fo-nee yes and add a baloni to that so it’s Foni Baloni.  This is a nickname given to me from Jenn(a)y.  Long story but to make it short you know the expensive company Tiffany well get it? TIIFFPHONEY?? TIFFONI? Yeah there we go.  I’m tired of talking about myself =X so ill add my next paragraph later on.