Mickey and Minnie

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."

Mickey replied, "No I didn't, I said she was f*cking Goofy."

Jack and Jill v.1 Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. but stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill v.2 Jack and Jill went up the hill to do a little kissing. Jack made a move, and grabed her boob, And now his two front teeth are missing.

Mary Had a Little Lamb v.1 Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead Now it goes to school with her Between two hunks of bread.

Mary Had a Little Lamb v.2 Mary had a little lamb It walked into a pylon 10,000 volts went up its ass And turned its wool to nylon.

Georgy Porgy Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie Kissed the girls and made them cry When the boys came out to play He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.