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Nike Condoms: Just do it!

Toyota Condoms: Oh What a Feeling!

McDonalds Condoms: Mac Your Day!

Australian Gold Lotto Condoms: Wouldn't it be Nice!

Coca Cola Condoms: Enjoy!

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.

Macintosh Condom: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

Britney Spears Condoms: Baby! One more Time!

Christina Aguleria Condoms: Gotta Rub me the Right Way!

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.

General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!

Don Smallgoods Condoms: Is Don. Is Good

AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.

Optus Condoms: Say Yes.

Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today ?

Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going....

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock. or We'll be There

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

Kia Condoms: Ki-Aaaaah!

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey - you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Australian Lotto Condoms: Wouldn't it be Nice?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.

M&M Condoms: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!

Ansett Condoms: Absolutley!

Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; make a run for the border.

MCI Condoms: For friends and family

Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.

Delta Airlines Condoms: Ready when you are.

Star Trek Condoms: Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Funny Comdom Slogans thanks pink frost

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER

3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY

4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT

5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG

7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER

11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK

12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR [yah know]

14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE

15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER

16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION

19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!