Everything (almost) and anything you ever wanted to know about me.  Yes, I've been read my rights already.

Name:  Actually, to everyone's surprise, its Kelly Ann Myers

Better known as:  Samantha Bridges

AKA:  Skuz, Skuz-i-poo, Spam, Kels, Her Sociopathic Majesty, Queen of Gore, Twiddler of Minds, Batman, That Little Red-Headed Bitch

Age:  Currently 22

Sign:  Aquarius

Place of Residence:  In that most wretched den of villainy known as... Colorado

Occupation:  Receptionist, IT Department, Copier Repair Woman, Coffee Maker, Jewelry Maker

Hobbies:  Beading, writing fanfiction, reading fanfiction, racing around orange cones in parking lots, playing with my website, going to poetry slams

Favorite Food:  Sushi, Chipotle, Noodles & Co.

Favorite Music:  Anything but rap.  Especially a big fan of Eric Clapton, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Lorenna McKennit, and Trans- Siberian Orchestra

Favorite Movie:  The Boondock Saints, the original Sabrina, the Hannibal Lecter series, Star Wars, Star Trek, Lethal Weapon, One Hour Photo, The Hunted, Bulletproof Monk, The Last Emperor, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Like Water for Chocolate

Favorite Read:  Executive Orders, Fortunes of War,  All Quiet on the Western Front, Memoirs of a Geisha, the Sherlock Holmes novels, anything by Mark Twain, the Hannibal Lecter trilogy, Flight of the Intruder, Little Women, Patriot Games, Like Water for Chocolate, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Anatomy of a Motive

Pet Peeve:  Rude and stupid people, especially the ones on the roads out here.

Vehicle of Choice:  If I had a choice it'd be a Zinc Yellow Mustang Mach 1 or a black Lincoln Mark VIII...  But, alas, I will have to make due with a 1992 Ford Escort LX, four door, silver with blue pinstripes and operating under the name of 'Clarice' or 'Reesey'  *shrugs*  Yes, I'm odd.

Any Pets?:  Yes, actually!  A red Beta at work named 'Sushi' and a goldfish at home named 'Chub- Chub'  (for the record, Chub- Chub is psychotic)  I'm working my way up to convincing my mother to let me get a cat.

Favorite Quote:  Never put mustard on the cat.    We're like Seven- Eleven- We're always open, but we're not always doing business.    Il miele dentro la leonessa.  They're multiplying like blenders at a wedding.

Anything else?:  Um, nope.  Not at the moment.

Contact Information:  (Are you sure you want this?)

Yahoo Messenger:  purri_kitti        AIM:  SamanthaBridges or redheadlecter

MSN:  samantha_bridges@hotmail.com   

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