Things To Do On Your Birthday.
"There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know."
"Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live."
"Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened."
"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed."
"We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it."