Hey! A few things about myself before we get started:
1. I may or may not be a compulsive liar.
2. Several people will tell you that I have kleptomania. This is a gross exaggeration. Sometimes, when I get bored, I steal salt shakers from restaurants. In no way does this make me a kleptomaniac. And, so, okay, Katie and I did take John's belt, but that was only because it was beat up and old and he has about a hundred others like it. Plus, it's cool.
3. I'm a badfish, too.
4. I am not a pretty girl. No, I want to be more than a pretty girl.
Anyway, this site is going to be about cool people. Write to me (if you need directions, click the link below) and I'll give you a little web niche just to show how cool you are! Rock on!
So...you want to be on my site?
