PICK UP LINES:
*I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.*
*I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!*
*I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering
if I could interview you.*
*When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.*
*Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?*
*Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.*
*Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.*
*Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.*
*If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous.*
*Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.*
*Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.*
*Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.*
*Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm,
Mmm good!*
*My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in. *
*The
word of the day is legs. Let's go up to my room and spread the word.*
*Your Father must be a terroist, because you're the bomb*
*You make my teeth sweat*
*Is it hot in here, or is it just you?*
*My breasts are heavy, will you hold them for a while?*
* I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?*
*Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?*
*Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.*
*Well? Have you saved up enough to take me out yet?*
*I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw*
*Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?*
*(lick sleeve) Well we better get you out of those wet clothes!*
*I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?*
*If I were bread, would you be my butter?*
*You've been a bad boy, now go to my room!*
*My name's not Elmo but you can tickle me anytime.*
*Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.*
*I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?*
*Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!*
*I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?*
*If I were God, all of my angels would look like you!*
*My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?*
*Whoops! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.*
*Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?*
*Are you wearing lipstick? well mind if a taste it?*
*Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK*
*Walk up to someone and say, "You know, this is a psychic watch, and
right now it says that you aren't wearing any underwear... Oops! Sorry, it's
running a hour early again"*
*I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight*
*If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.*
*I need a place to blot my lipstick. Can I use your lips?*
*How do you like your eggs, fried, scrambled, or fertilized?*
*First add the bed, then subtract the clothes, then divide your legs. What
does that equal?*
*Here I am! Now what were your other two wishes?*
*Your so hot you must be the reason for global warming*
*You must use Windex on your pants -- because I can see myself in them!!*