Funny IMs

check em all out..ur probably in here ;-)

they're mostly all new, or at least they haven't been in here

jai XO me: oh kate ur such a ho;-)
xsummerxgirl13: i know :-)

ReizvolleSenora: its ok to be lesbian with ur members
PrEtTyPiMsTa6907:GeT OfF ThE TeLePhOnE KaTiE
xsummerxgirl13:on the phone wit my girrrrl jenna..then leo *-kate-*
PrEtTyPiMsTa6907:I'M TrYiNg To StAlK YoU
PrEtTyPiMsTa6907:MuUuHaHaHaHA
catzmeow510: go now before I kill you in seven days!!!!!!
xsummerxgirl13: ..lol
xsummerxgirl13: i don't get a lotta
boys linin up for me haha
xsummerxgirl13: i don't have ur boobs!
lol
charazmatic2 9 6: lol
xsummerxgirl13: can i borrow them?
charazmatic2 9 6: i dont have alotta
guys lining up for me either
charazmatic2 9 6: sure u can
xsummerxgirl13: lol
charazmatic2 9 6: i'd be more than
happy toget rid of them
xsummerxgirl13: ok..just chop em off
and give them to me then
jai XO me: hey sexy
xsummerxgirl13: hey baby
xsummerxgirl13: what are u wearing?
jai XO me: nothing
jai XO me: im
jai XO me: n-a-k-e-d
jai XO me: just 4 u baby;-)
xsummerxgirl13: LOL
xsummerxgirl13: o yeah ;-)
jai XO me: do i turn you on?
jai XO me: lol
xsummerxgirl13: OH YEAH
xsummerxgirl13: lol
xsummerxgirl13: u turn me on like a lightswitch
jai XO me: oooh baby
jai XO me: i love when you talk dirrty with me
jai XO me: :-P
xsummerxgirl13: LOL
sleepngbeauty744: BITCH
sleepngbeauty744: COOTER FACE
xsummerxgirl13: WHORE!
sleepngbeauty744: (VAGINA FACE)
xsummerxgirl13: BUTTMUNCH
xsummerxgirl13: vagina face..lol
sleepngbeauty744: POOPSTAIN
xsummerxgirl13: SKID MARK
sleepngbeauty744: HERSHEY SQUIRT
xsummerxgirl13: LOLOLOL
sleepngbeauty744: lol
xsummerxgirl13: COTTEGE CHEESE ASS
sleepngbeauty744: ..you went to far that time
:-(
sleepngbeauty744: LOL
sleepngbeauty744: JUST KIDDING
sleepngbeauty744: FART FACE
sleepngbeauty744: WITH SKID MARKS ON IT
xsummerxgirl13: LOL
sleepngbeauty744: AND COTTAGE CHEESE
FILLING
Jesster 8 7 6: im a sick sick kid with a sick sick mine
xsummerxgirl13: lol
xsummerxgirl13: yes, jessy, yes u are
Jesster 8 7 6: sick girl with a little sick mind (to the tune of fat guy in a little coat)

jai XO me: i love you like a porn star loves her men
jai XO me: ;-)

ReizvolleSenora: ushould put this inon ur site..
ReizvolleSenora: **s/n annoymous**: conversation annoymous**
**s/n annoymous**: conversation annoymous**
ReizvolleSenora: hahaa
xsummerxgirl13: lol..u loser!
ReizvolleSenora: hahhaa

LiZZyfoShiZZy1 2: i want to DO him
xsummerxgirl13: me too ;-)

ReizvolleSenora: im off like panties on prom night...
xsummerxgirl13: lol
xsummerxgirl13: that was agreat
ReizvolleSenora: i know
ReizvolleSenora: i have plenty more
ReizvolleSenora: haha
xsummerxgirl13: lol
ReizvolleSenora: off ike a whores droors (clothes)
xsummerxgirl13: lol
ReizvolleSenora: out like a fat kid in a dodge ball game

FnkyRbrChikn07: I_WANNA_BE_UR_BITCH!
xsummerxgirl13: lol!
FnkyRbrChikn07: no really....i do

jEsStEr876:we should wear thongs and like pul them up and then put money in them
jEsStEr876:hahaha
xsummerxgirl13:LOL
jEsStEr876:and be like ****, u know u wana piece of this

jai XO me: did i ever tell you how much i love you?
xsummerxgirl13: awwww
xsummerxgirl13: did i ever tell u ur my hero?
jai XO me: i love you like a porn star loves her men
jai XO me: im touched
jai XO me: i can feel the orgasm coming now...lol
xsummerxgirl13: ur so damn sweet jaime!
xsummerxgirl13: lol
jai XO me: i know i am
jai XO me: im just a sweet sweet girl
xsummerxgirl13: lol
jai XO me: my boob hurts
jai XO me: ouch
xsummerxgirl13: lol
jai XO me: i gota go
jai XO me: i love you like a porn star loves her men
jai XO me: dont you ever forget that

xsummerxgirl13:sweet dreams
wilDirishrOseMeb:lol ohhh baby dreams of you

xsummerxgirl13:i am bleeding owww
jEsStEr876:AHHHH
jEsStEr876:NO BLOOOD NO BLOOD:-x:-x:-x
jEsStEr876:HAHA
jEsStEr876:i hatebloood
jEsStEr876:keep ur away message for a second
jEsStEr876:haha ok
jEsStEr876:i had to show my friend she hates bloood

xsummerxgirl13 (10:26:45 AM): i luv u jaime, u enjoy the simple things in life
xsummerxgirl13: lol
jai XO me: lol
jai XO me: and you kate, you enjoy the HARD things in life. hehe
xsummerxgirl13: lol
xsummerxgirl13: u know it ;-)
jai XO me: oh yea

DSccRGrL19:i mean ur like the popularest one in 'my world;
DSccRGrL19:world'*
xsummerxgirl13:awwww!
xsummerxgirl13:ur just so goddam sweet!
xsummerxgirl13:lol
DSccRGrL19:hahaha i no!
xsummerxgirl13:i feel like miss america!
DSccRGrL19:haha in the greatest padgent ever!
xsummerxgirl13:hell yea!
xsummerxgirl13:not much clothes involved
xsummerxgirl13:;-)
DSccRGrL19:hahaha

bball4ever57 : does cait hav a sn
bball4ever57: ?
xsummerxgirl13 : yup..its FnkyRbrChikn07
bball4ever57: wtf
xsummerxgirl13: lol
xsummerxgirl13: gotta luv it
bball4ever57: lol
xsummerxgirl13: don't u feel special? ur in her info!
xsummerxgirl13: lol
bball4ever57: lol
bball4ever57): o yeah. . .im in a druggies profile
xsummerxgirl13: she not a druggie! an alcohalic
maybe

LiZZyfoShiZZy1 2: dont hate the playa hate the game BITCH!
LiZZyfoShiZZy1 2: i wanna say that to someone so bad

jai XO me:i miss u kate
xsummerxgirl13:i miss u too jaime lynn!
jai XO me:why did you have to leave me like that?
jai XO me:i mean, we were doing so well...
jai XO me:what was it that i did?
xsummerxgirl13:nothing it all, its not u
xsummerxgirl13:its me!
jai XO me:are you sure?
jai XO me:youre just to beautiful for me...that must be it
jai XO me:lol

xsummerxgirl13:lol..i'm just too sexual for u
jai XO me:that was so funny
jai XO me:we r good actors

xsummerxgirl13: i have porn pic
xsummerxgirl13: of myself
xsummerxgirl13: well, i don't have it
limpbaby4eva24: ooh la la
xsummerxgirl13: my friend has to send it...
xsummerxgirl13: lol
limpbaby4eva24: email it to me
xsummerxgirl13: i don't have it yet
limpbaby4eva24: awww
xsummerxgirl13: i know
limpbaby4eva24: lol
xsummerxgirl13: those evil gs took in when i was in the shower in wisconson
xsummerxgirl13: lol
limpbaby4eva24: haha
xsummerxgirl13: she says "u can't see ne thing" tho
xsummerxgirl13: lol
limpbaby4eva24: awww
limpbaby4eva24: sadness
xsummerxgirl13: i'm gunna blow it up and put it on my wall
xsummerxgirl13: lol
limpbaby4eva24: lol

xsummerxgirl13: sOOoo what bad things are u and cait up to?
FnkyRbrChikn07: oh u have no idea how bad it is

PrEtTyPiMsTa6907: PIxies are coming to get you
xsummerxgirl13: really?
PrEtTyPiMsTa6907: Yep
xsummerxgirl13: is that a good thing or a bad thing?
PrEtTyPiMsTa6907: bad. very bad
PrEtTyPiMsTa6907: little girl scout
xsummerxgirl13: O NO!!! I'LL HAVE MY KITTIES PROTECT ME

jaixome: kate!
jaixome: how many times do i have to tell you!
xsummerxgirl13: lol
jaixome: STOP FOOLING AROUND WITH MY SIMS!!!!
xsummerxgirl13: heheh
jaixome: i mean, i know there hot, but, come on....lol

FnkyRbrChikn07: he's a special little boy
xsummerxgirl13: yes, he sure is
xsummerxgirl13: lol
FnkyRbrChikn07: k well we g2g adios chica
xsummerxgirl13: ok lata sexy beast
FnkyRbrChikn07: purrrrrr ;-)
xsummerxgirl13: remember whatever u do tonite, use protectin, i don't wanna have to
babysit
FnkyRbrChikn07: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
FnkyRbrChikn07: thats only when ur there that i get bad
FnkyRbrChikn07: :-*
xsummerxgirl13: LOL

jEsStEr876: guys never fantasize about making out, they fantasize about sex, sex, and thats about it
jEsStEr876: haha
xsummerxgirl13: lol
xsummerxgirl13: i know! stupid boys! they are always so boy-like
jEsStEr876: haha

DSccRGrL19:>:o arg it makes me so mad when ppl r at each others necks!
xsummerxgirl13:i know...ppl suck lol
DSccRGrL19:lol
DSccRGrL19:Y DID GOD HAVE TO MAKE HUMANS!
DSccRGrL19:OR WORSE!
DSccRGrL19:NECKS!
DSccRGrL19:=-o
xsummerxgirl13:LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
xsummerxgirl13:LMMFAO!
DSccRGrL19:*ppl cover their necks in horror*
xsummerxgirl13:lol
DSccRGrL19:*ppl threw windows think they r choking themselves...they call 911*
DSccRGrL19::-p
DSccRGrL19:hehe ok...

xsummerxgirl13:be back in 10 minutes..i have to go finsih up a quick project
xsummerxgirl13:(its a porn video)
xsummerxgirl13:;-)
jai XO me:u kno, its just not porn without me
jai XO me::-p
xsummerxgirl13::-D
jai XO me:O:-)
xsummerxgirl13:i know, that's why its a short project ;-)
jai XO me:im the porn goddess
xsummerxgirl13:hehe...i know :-D
jai XO me:ok run along now
jai XO me:i wouldnt want the viewers to have to wait

Britt L112:hey lsoer
Britt L112:loser*
xsummerxgirl13:hey fag
xsummerxgirl13:lol
Britt L112:haha
xsummerxgirl13:that would be so funny if one of us turns out to be gay
xsummerxgirl13:lol
Britt L112:not really
xsummerxgirl13:lol
Britt L112:i wouldnt be your friend i would be scared of you haha
xsummerxgirl13:lol

xsummerxgirl13: so kate how r u doing tonight\
xsummerxgirl13: lol
xsummerxgirl13: i'm doing good, i'd be better if i was with u :-*
xsummerxgirl13: ;)
xsummerxgirl13: aww ur making me plush

jai XO me:kathleen marie and jaime lynn...the queens of porn...call 1 866 good porn now...
jai XO me:oh man we have to go into business together

xsummerxgirl13:does ne body dance? or do u all sit around in a circle the entire time still, lol
xsummerxgirl13:what!
DSccRGrL19:lol haha we sit in a cirlce..but im gonna change that ;-)....
DSccRGrL19:WE'RE GONNA SIT IN A SQUARE!

bball4ever57:u should update ur website
xsummerxgirl13:i'm a busy girl, lol
bball4ever57:lol
bball4ever57:doin what, aside from homework
xsummerxgirl13:hangin out with my invisible friends! duh!

jaiXOme:porn stars for life
xsummerxgirl13:we ride together, we orgasm together, we pornstars for life
jaiXOme:oh yea

xsummerxgirl13: hello darling
dajaxter41: hello sexy
xsummerxgirl13: what did u do today? watch ne good porn?
dajaxter41: lol
xsummerxgirl13: lol
dajaxter41: nope well sum with ur dad on it
dajaxter41: lol

limpbaby4eva24: hey sexy
xsummerxgirl13: hey baby
limpbaby4eva24: are u alone?
limpbaby4eva24: lol
xsummerxgirl13: lol
xsummerxgirl13: yeah
xsummerxgirl13: what are u wearing?

jai XO me:you are the fo shizzle of my nizzle

LuvGirlBaby13: so what r u doing on labor day kate?
xsummerxgirl13: tanning in my thong bikini, u?
xsummerxgirl13: lol
drivingmaniac15: lol\
alienworkshop212: nice
LuvGirlBaby13: lol same same
LuvGirlBaby13: u going topless?
xsummerxgirl13: duh
LuvGirlBaby13: ok me too
LuvGirlBaby13: can we go together?
LuvGirlBaby13: u have such a great ass
xsummerxgirl13: lol
LuvGirlBaby13: lol

prettypimsta6907: Shake it
prettypimsta6907: shhhhhake it shake lika a polaroidpicture

jaixome: kate boys suck i should turn lesbian like you
jaixome: ;-)
xsummerxgirl13: too bad we're related
jaixome: lol
jaixome: i know really

xsummerxgirl13: y do u hate guys?
jaixome: i dont
xsummerxgirl13: ok
jaixome: i love em
jaixome: lol
xsummerxgirl13: hehe
xsummerxgirl13: me too
jaixome: who doesnt?!
xsummerxgirl13: i'm not a lesbian, i'm bisexual!

FnkyRbrChikn07: BIG BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES

bball4ever57: having 2 put up wit u and cait all
day tires ppl out

LuvGirlBaby13: like have mad sex together
xsummerxgirl13: that'd be good
LuvGirlBaby13: and video tape it kate
LuvGirlBaby13: lol
LuvGirlBaby13: when and where
xsummerxgirl13: lol
alienworkshop212: my house
drivingmaniac15: can i be the video camera guy

xsummerxgirl13: did u see the britney spears movie, crossroads
taserlaser: NO
xsummerxgirl13: lol
xsummerxgirl13: i didn't think so
taserlaser: what did you
xsummerxgirl13: it wouldve been an interesting conversation piece if u did
xsummerxgirl13: who me?
taserlaser: yeah
taserlaser: you
xsummerxgirl13: uh...maybe O:-)
xsummerxgirl13: lol
taserlaser: lol
taserlaser: you think shes hot dont you
taserlaser: lol
xsummerxgirl13: lol
xsummerxgirl13: i admit it

softballbabe1420: oh i am gonna get in trouble for being in a chat room
xsummerxgirl13: me too!
xsummerxgirl13: this is bad!
softballbabe1420: lol
senoritalolita07: why?
softballbabe1420: john could be in here
senoritalolita07: lol
xsummerxgirl13: i bet he is right now!
xsummerxgirl13: that would be so cool!
senoritalolita07: yeah
senoritalolita07: lol
xsummerxgirl13: i mean, awful
softballbabe1420: lolyeha it would lol

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