Head of Moon Monkey Security Says:

This site is being retired.  We could never really figure out what a Moon Monkey was anyway, and we lost the one we had.
Our creative director has gone on some sort of journey of personal discovery or something.  Me, I just want to eat my cake.
If you want to take a look at what she's up to, check out:

Split-Shift Superhero

If you ask me, her shifts aren't the only things that she's split.
If you're one those taekwondo people she's been talking about, you can follow this link:

TKD Photos

That way you won't have to muddle through her webspace if you don't want to.
Now, go, I want to eat my cake!

Grrrr.