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LADIES AND GENTELMEN,
MEET TONY LITTLE


Like Maddox says, "Most men in this country are one episode of Friends away from becoming walking vaginas."


MY PROFILE
THINGS THE WORLD WAS NEVER MEANT TO SEE
A SCARY SHORT STORY WRITTEN BY ME
A SHORT STORY ABOUT DESPAIR WRITTEN BY ME
PARENTAL JEDI MIND TRICKS
HOW TO HANDLE TRAFFIC COPS
WATCH THESE MOVIES OR SQUEEZE LEMONS IN YOUR EYES
HOW THE WORLD WILL END
JOSH FERRULI. P.I.A - PIMP IN ACTION

WARCRAFT REPLAYS (NON-NERDS STAY AWAY)

A "sense of humor" is a measurement of the extent to which you notice that you're trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how you release the anxiety you feel about this.


In case you just got here and already want to leave... I suggest one of these:

Candace's webpage, which is really awesome I might add
Maddox
Zombocom, hilarious
Homestar Runner - Toons
Where I get my renowned wallpaper from
Where I get my renowned music from
All of these short stories rock
My brother's friend's website
Badass Buddy, because your buddy icon sucks
Yatta!!!!

DON'T DO DRUGS. IF YOU ALREADY HAVE, THEN I AM SORRY.

Warning

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity then you will become a statistic. You have been warned... ...Tyler