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Pick up Lines!

**Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
**Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
**Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
**If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have a 5 cents.
**Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)
**Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
**Are those space jeans? Because your ass is outta this world.
**Is that a run in your stockings, or is it the stairway to heaven?
**Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
**My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
**Hey , I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!
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