A green plastic watering can
For a fake chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth
It wears her out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out
He used to do surgery
On girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
And it wears me out, it wears me out
It wears me out, it wears me out