If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone.

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.

When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves. And usually the best way to do that was to turn on the TV.