Lana Starr, the newest Diva of the WWE is at a photoshoot. Her beauty glamours many, her charisma tramples over many. Can anyone compare to this blonde beauty? One diva is about to find out. Terri cathes Lana Starr at her photo shoot. She has her camera crew with her. The pictures of her were serene. The camera just soaks up her charm.
{:~:¤:~:}Terri{:~:¤:~:}
The camera crew cathes a few more minutes of Lana being photographed. The last few photos of Lana was her in her ring outfit. She took one last picture, and the director yelled out "cut"!
{:~:¤:~:}Terri{:~:¤:~:}
Terri moves up to where they saw Lana. She still sat in her spot, and when Terri got there, they saw another person.
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
Terri and her crew stare in awe as they saw the bossy little bitch, Lana Starr. Terri looks over to the camera and shakes her head.
{:~:¤:~:}Terri{:~:¤:~:}
Upon hearing her, Lana calls Terri and calls her to get near her.
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Terri{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
Terri looked bumb-founded as Lana had just asked her if that was what she came to do. Terri was about to say something when Lana puts her hand up in Terri's face.
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
Lana starts to grab the mirophone away from Terri. Terri starts to fight with Lana, trying to keep her microphone with her. Lana then takes out a pink mirror from her make-up kit and bashes it over Terri's head, knocking her down and finally taking the microphone with her. She orders the cameraman to get a close-up while some paramedics went to check on Terri. Lana then gave a really big smile as she put the microphone near her mouth.
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
Suddenly, a cell-phone rings and Lana Starr takes out her very pink cellular flip-phone.
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
The people around the set look at Lana like she was really weird. Lana then gets the microphone again and acts really boppy and excited.
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
The camera crew stands there, waiting for what Lana wants them to do. Lana puts on a "uhh.." face and wonders why they're still there.
{:~:¤:~:}Crew{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
Lana sighs and she tosses the microphone back at them. She then starts to go inside the actual studio and taps on one of the bellboy's shoulders.
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Bellboy{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
Lana sits down on the couch and takes out her nailfiler. She stats filing her nails as she watches the guys to make sure her stuff weren't getting abused. A guy then sits next to her and gives her a photo that was just developed a few moments ago. He wasn't bad looking, in fact, he was a hottie.
{:~:¤:~:}Joe Brown{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Joe Brown{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
As Lana looks up, she notices that it was one of her old best friend and ex-boyfriend, Joe Brown. Her mouth drops upon seeing him. She was filled with excitement, jumping out of her seat and giving him a great hug. He spins her around and lets out a laugh.
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Joe Brown{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Joe Brown{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Joe Brown{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
They had a cute moment. She shied a little, looking down as Joe chuckled, looking down at her. She looked back up at him with watery eyes.
{:~:¤:~:}Joe Brown{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
He wrapped his arms around her, as she fell forward hugging him.
{:~:¤:~:}Joe Brown{:~:¤:~:}
She put her finger on his lips. She clearly looked upset, and she just hugged him. She talked to him with an upset, crying voice.
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
They both laugh despite the hurt they're in. He wipes the tears off her face and smiles at her.
{:~:¤:~:}Joe Brown{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}John Brown{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}John Brown{:~:¤:~:}
Lana starts to laugh. The man then calls for her to get back to the WWE arena. She yells she'll be there as she turns back to him.
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Joe Brown{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
John escorts her to her car. She goes in as John helps the man pack her bags in the trunk. The car starts to move, and Joe then turns around. He hears footsteps coming nearer to him, and as he turns around, Lana throws her hands on him and gives him a kiss on the lips.
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
He smiles at her as she runs back to the limo and drives off to the WWE arena.
Lana arrives at the limo, all beautiful and pampered once again. People start coming to her for interviews and pictures, and she just whizzed through them like they were nobody. "Me Against the Music" by Britney Spears starts to play at the arena and Lana Starr's titantron starts to play on the screen. Many people didn't know who she was, but once she came out, cheers erupted in the arena. She walks down with her make-up kit and her pink mirror. She gets up into the ring and waits for everyone to quiet down.
Lilian Garcia introduces her to the ring as the new WWE diva.
{:~:¤:~:}Lilian Garcia{:~:¤:~:}
People starts to cheer for Lana as she raises her cowboy hat to them. She then takes the microphone she had and starts to introduce herself.
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
{:~:¤:~:}Lana Starr{:~:¤:~:}
Lana waves to her fans and blows them as kiss as she leaves the ring and goes up the ramp. Her music plays loud as she acts like she walks up the red carpet rolled out for her entrance.
"Is it rolling? Ok. Welcome everyone to this wonderful segment of 'When Divas Enter the WWE'. I am your host Terri Runnels. We are here today at the WWE photo-shoot arena where one lucky diva is getting the chance of being the next top star in the WWE. Let's watch!"
"Well it seems like Lana is finally done with her photo shoot. We're about to move in and see if we can have a few words with her."
"Hey you! Bimbo! Do not drag my fur coat on the floor! That's dry-clean only! So unless you want to pay for it yourself, LIFT IT UP! And you! Go get me a bottled water. I want Evian no excuses! And you! Go get me my make-up kit! I don't want to get my complection to darken because of the damn light on me this whole time! And you! Yeah, you! Just... go away!"
"We're going to have to edit that part out."
"Well hello Terri! Are you hear to tell me how beautiful I am and welcome me to my glorious new spot on the WWE roster?"
"Actually we came here to film your first day as a WWE diva."
"Shut up! Who asked you to talk?!"
"No, don't talk yet. I'm not done. Stop stealing my spotlight Terri."
"Hi everyone! Welcome to The Lana Starr show starring me, Lana Starr! Today, you're going to be following me around to view my first day as a WWE diva! Aren't you excited?"
"Hello? Of course this is Lana Starr. Nu uh? No way you're not! Oh my GAWD I can't believe it! You're lying aren't you! Oh no way! Uh! I would be like, so honored to! I can't believe this! Gurl this is like, a dream come true for me. Oh honey I can't wait! Like, when? Oh gurlfriend I'll be there! Allrighty. Buh boo my luv!"
"Oh my gosh! My gurlfriend Cassie is like, getting married! And she like, made me the maid of honor! Ahh!"
"Would you like us to leave?"
"Yeah, that means go bye bye now. I have plans to... plan."
"Hey, if you haven't noticed I'm Lana Starr. And if you haven't noticed I'm about to leave. So if you don't know what to do then I'll tell you. You're going to go over there, pick up my bags, and tell one of your friends to drive my car over here. You hear?"
"Which ones are your suitcases?"
"Hello?! Are you stupid? The pink ones of course! GAWD!"
"Hey Lana."
"If you're going to ask me for my autograph, might as well go and leave now because I don't want to break a nail, ok?"
"Lana Kinnear, still cold and frozted like a bitch on ice. Gotta love ya."
"Excuse you--"
"Gosh! I hate you Joe! Don't do that again! Now I feel so horrable!"
"How are you Lana? It's been almost forever since we last saw each other."
"Joe... I miseed you so much!"
"I missed you too Lana. I guess fame is really coming along your way isn't it?"
"See? What did I tell you? I told you I'd make it."
"I gotta tell ya Lana, you really have changed."
"I have, but some things, or some people never change either."
"Hey Lana... what's wrong?"
"Why did I leave you Joe?"
"Well for one, you moved back to California to start your career. And two... you left me for..."
"I'm so sorry... And Cassie's getting married by the way."
"Congratulations, aren't you like... the maid of horror or something?"
"Haha. Shut up. Wait, how'd you know?"
"I'm the best man. Heh."
"Now was this a concidence that you're here and that I'm the maid of honor and you're the best man?"
"I was going to tell you, but obviously Cassie got to you before I did. I wanted to make sure that we went together... like old times."
"Hey, if you want I can go out later on. I have a debut promo do make then maybe we can catch up eh?"
"All right. See ya."
"Bye."
"Welcome back."
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the WWE the newest addition to the diva roster, Miss Lana Starr!"
"Now I know that not very many of you have any idea who I am. But that's what I'm here for. My name is Lana Starr, the Star of the Show. I am the newest addition here to the WWE! I am very happy and excited to say that now with me here, you won't have to be so bored all the time! You'll actually have fun watching wrestling because of my great skills and beauty. I have a mix of things that not very many people in the industry has. I am a good wrestler, I have great charisma, and I'm damn hot! *crowd cheers* There will be a new breed of divas here, and pretty soon more and more divas like me will end up here in the WWE, and thanks to me, I'll be paving the way for them. Now I know what you're thinking... here's another egotistical blonde who thinks she can wrestle right? Well you know what, this blonde may be egotistical, but this blonde has more talent than the rest of these sad WWE divas combined. I have no idea why WWE hasn't hired me before, but all I'm saying is that I'm doing them a huge favor by joining with the corporation and saving the ratings. Am I being conceited? Yes, but you know what? I'm telling the truth as well. As much as you all might not want to admit it, I am staying here in the WWE, and there will be more of me that you'll be seeing. What does that mean for you? That means you're going to be seeing more and more of me, oh the joy for you. And as my job as the Star of the Show here in the WWE, I would like to introduce you to my new show on Monday Night RAW, The Lana Starr Show!!!"
"Well next week will be the debut of The Lana Star show, and I am looking for some people to interview on it. Remember, it's really hard to get into a show like this, so try and try again and maybe someday you'll be on it. That's all for now. I have to get somewhere so I'd like to say thank you everyone for your great support and thanks for welcoming me to the WWE!"
Contract Signed: 02/13/04
Allies: None
Tag Team Record:00-00-00
Individual W/L/DQ Record: 0-00-00
Defeated: Who Cares? They lost to the Starr of the Show!
Finishing Move: Face Lift (inverted bouncing rope bulldog)
Title Reigns: WWE Diva
Title of Roleplay: Debut of the Star...
Mentioned: I don't know... you?
Used: Doesn't this just kill ya?
Upcoming Match: Read the card with yo lazy ass.
OOC Note: The layout was made by Amy... Thanks Nakisha for letting me use it. Love y'all.