And here's to you, Mr. Petersen
Students love you more than you will know
(Woh, woh, woh)
So will you please, Mr. Petersen
Put down something good, give me an A
(hey, hey, hey... A, A, A)

We'd like to know about our coming grades and how we tried
We'd like to try and pretend that math is fun
Look around you, all you see are absent-minded eyes
We are waiting for the lecture to be done

And here's to you, Mr. Petersen
Students love you more than you will know
(Woh, woh, woh)
So will you please, Mr. Petersen
Put down something good, give me an A
(hey, hey, hey... A, A, A)

Even though your class is not the best of listeners
I know that we are learning, yes it's true
Thank you for the knowledge, we are grateful for your help
Now that you're all buttered up, I beg you to...

Give me an A, Mr. Petersen
Students love you more than you will know
(Woh, woh, woh)
So will you please, Mr. Petersen
Put down something good, I need an A
(hey, hey, hey... A, A, A)

Sitting at your desk on a Sunday afternoon
Grading papers make you feel alive
Smile about it, cry about it
When you come to mine, just remember to put a 5

But please don't tell Mrs. Blackerby
If she knows she'll never let me go
(Woh, woh, woh)
What's that you say, Mr. Petersen
Did you say you'll help my GPA?
(Hey, hey, hey... A, A, A)