FRIENDS I know what you're thinking ... Friends? She has those? Well, truth be told, I do. So bite me. Bitch.

Ashley Brynmore Stampien, best friend since we were babies. I eat babies. Anyhow, Ashley is teh shit, of course only when you get past her narrow-minded nature ;) We're basically like sisters (sisterly fights included) and such. So yea. Besht friend.

Haha, she's gonna kill me for putting that pic up .. Sarah Eve Muntean, my crazy whore best buddy. We get ourselves into quite the predicaments, and find humor in the dullest possible things. She'll be moving to goddamn Missouri at the end of the schoolyear, however, and I'll probobly never see her again which sucks gargantuine ass. I'll miss her dearly.

Matt, Mathias, Moondog, Shimel, "Shimmi", whatever you please. My best friend who I can talk to abouts anything, and who's always there when I need to whine about something. :) And even though he's been pissing me off and causing quite a depression lately, I still do consider him one of my best buddehs in the whole world. Now teach me how to skateboard, bitch.

OTHER NIFTY FEMALED FRIENDS INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO . . . Oh wait .. no .. I don't have any others .. Sorry, for a minute there I forgot how much I hate girls and am sexist against my own gender. Hee. :)

OTHER NIFTY MALED FRIENDS INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO . . . Dennis, Stephen, Grambo, Charlie, Brian, Squiggy, Sean H., Arthur, Dan G., Mr. Chubbs, Chad, Joshua, Sean D., Alberto, Pat F., Mike B., Anthony T., Shane, My Jewish Compadre Tyler, Jon, John (I guess we're sort of friends... ?), Steve, Rob, Kyle H. (Can I see your nipples now?)