Hello there. This is Jennifer Rose Duncan Ghigiarelli, disgusted by the slander in the newspaper, and here to offer you the thoughts and opinions of a middle school student. That student is me. And uh .. yea. So, I present you with the paper's story (in bold), and my comments (anti-bold). So .. enjoy, I guess.

AH Students On Strike
By David Singleton
And Megan Diskin
The Scranton Times

Three days before the Abington Heights School District's teachers plan to walk out to protest the lack of contract, dozens of students beat them to the punch.

LACK of contract? Greedy motherfuckers. They work for about 6 hours a day, and get weekends off and vacations off and the SUMMER off. The pay is ridiculously good compared to the amount of hours in total that they put in. The least they can do is to take that ricidulous sum of money and pay for their own goddamn benefits. Whiney little fags.

More than 100 middle school students walked out of their classrooms this morning and spent hours huddling in the cold just outside the buildings main entrance to protest the expected strike by teachers on Monday.

We didn't walk out. We never went in the school. Those who did were forced to stay in. Get off the bus, sit on the curb. That's what we did. Sit out. Not walk out. Get your facts straight. Asscoconut.

At the high school, a smaller group of students walked out briefly, returned to the building, then walked out again shortly before noon on their last day of classes before the strike. They remained out of the building at press time early this afternoon.

In the building, out of the building .. In the building, out of the building .. Make up your mind, damnit! Just pick a location, and stick with it. What's the point of even protesting if you're not gonna stand strong or whatever?

"We're just trying to stand up for our rights as students," said middle school seventh-grader Carrie Cunningham, 13. She wore a white shirt on which she had written: "If they can walk, why can't we?"

WE'RE NOT WALKING DAMNIT! SITTING! SITTING! You people piss me off. Especially media-hungry 7th graders who all went inside within 1 hour at the latest.

She and classmate Kat Lancaster, 12, said they had collected 83 student signatures on a petition asking teachers to call off their strike.

WOAH! 83 SIGNATURES?! That's like... 1/3 OF A TEAM!! Okay, sorry sweeties, but how many kids are in our school? Do you honestly think 83 signatures is an amount to brag about to the news people? You're mistaken. I spit at your silly number. Pa-tooey.

Middle school administrators seemed content not to interfere with the demonstration, which began about 9:30, but said the students had returned to classes by early this afternoon.

That disgusts me. If they were so content, then why did they try to bribe and trick us into coming inside? "Let's negotiate .. inside." "We have food. In the cafeteria. Inside." "Suspensions for those who do not go ... inside." Yea, they were pretty damn content. And those who went inside by early afternoon were pussies and wimps and I hope they rot in their own feces. *PROUD TO BE ONE OF THE LAST 10ish REMAINING!*

"We understand they're in the middle of this," said Principal Ed Kairis as he watched the students from inside the school's glass doors.

... Occasionally popping out of the glass doors to snatch children and drag them in, as he did to a Drew Walker, who in the process of being yanked in by a ravenous Mr. Kairis by the hood of his sweatshirt, whacked his head off the door. What do you think of that, Eddy? Lying bastard.

About 40 students, many using backpacks as makeshift seats and some sharing blankets, sat together in a clutch of small groups near the school's doors.

Ahh, yes, the blanket. :) That was a dandy time. Except for the groping. But uh, where was I? Oh yes, 40 students? Pshaw. Someone can't count. There was more than that. Stupid-face.

But most simply milled around, enjoying the almost pep rally-like atmosphere. Some listened to portable CD players, and others chatted on cell phones.

Some got groped beneath blankets.

Some parents who learned of the protest came to the school to get their children.

Parents suck.

"I only want to say one thing. Why should we listen to their strike when they don't listen to ours?" said eighth-grader Al Tiebein, 14.

Fucking nazi. You sure said a lot more than one thing at the protest, Al. Listen to people next time when they tell you to shut the hell up. Who the hell nominated the nazi as our leader anyway? They should be shot.

Mr. Kairis said the administration was trying to walk a fine line between allowing the students to exercise their rights and ensuring their safety.

If they wanna ensure safety, they should lock your ass up. Mr. I-Bang-Kid's-Heads-Against-The-Wall. What a dick.

The school would take action, he said, if the protest passed from expression "to defiance"

Then why didn't they take action against you, Mr. Drag-Walker-In-By-The-Throat?

(The last paragraph is worthless and about somegirl willing to be suspended, so I don't care about typing it here.)

Picture on the front page. I'm in it :D Under deh blanky. Sitting next to either Mana or Ty in the black hoodie. Dunno which. But I look sexy. :)