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How to annoy Doug

By Isaac

 

Start off by insulting him, he hates this, especially when he is the target:


Isaac says:

lol ur comps gay

Subliminal says:

no my comp is fine


Instantly he will retaliate in defence. Let the fun begin.
Be persistient in your arguments!:


Isaac says:

nah its gay

Subliminal says:

the website is gay

Subliminal says:

it doesnt give any helpful info

Isaac says:

no the website shows up on everyone elses comp fine

Isaac says:

lol ur comp is shit

As you can see he trys to put the blame on another subject. Again, be persistient!

Subliminal says:

lol is it hell

Subliminal says:

better than yours


Wooh, here come the comparisons, he instantly switches into "I'm better than you" mode in a futile attempt to get away from the insult. As all who know me will know, I carry on, and start being sarcastic and carry on being persistient.


Isaac says:

nah

Subliminal says:

athlon

Subliminal says:

i think so

Isaac says:

well done

Isaac says:

A*

Isaac says:

you have an athlon

Subliminal says:

?


After confusing him with this unknown concept to him, Sarcasm, he responds with the age old "?".


Isaac says:

well done

Subliminal says:

yes i just said that

Isaac says:

yes

Isaac says:

and whats your point

Subliminal says:

you are making no sense


Soon he realises that he cant win (again), so he makes out that he does'nt know what you are talking about.


Isaac says:

actually your gay like ur comp thinking about it, not understanding much

Subliminal says:

no i'm perfectly straight


Another insult made, he instantly retaliates in defence, this is becoming rather fun from my end at this stage, and I'm enoying it


Isaac says:

im sure u beleive that

Subliminal says:

i understand it but it doesnt make much sense

Isaac says:

how can u understand somthin that dont make sense lol

Subliminal says:

quite easily

Subliminal says:

i understand what your trying to say

Subliminal says:

but what your saying makes no sense


Well in other words, he knows that I'm winning the argument, but he refuses to acknowlege it in the conversation.


Isaac says:

but see u dont have a clue how many people doubt u bein "perfectly straight" giving you have NEVER had a girlfriend

Subliminal says:

brb

Isaac says:

woteva

Isaac says:

hah blocked me

 

 The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:

hah blocked me

 


And so, he blocks, realising he cant win, he ends the argument, and by the time he unblocks me, will have magically forgtten the conversation ever took place, and deny all evidence of its existience. For the record I have some screenshots: