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Yo mama is so dirty when the colonel yelled hit the dirt everyone punched her.
Yo momma so hairy...you almost died of carpet burns when you were born.
Yo Momma so nasty when i asked what's for dinner, she lifted up her feet and said "CORN"!
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so fat she broke a branch off of the family tree.
Yo mamma so fat that she has to wear two watches because she takes up two time-zones.
Yo momma like a freezer, everyone sticks thier meat in her.
Yo momma so skinny she made toothpicks go out of business.
Yo momma so fat, she tripped on Wal-Mart, fell over K-mart, and landed right on Target.
Yo momma so ugly she made blind kids cry.
Yo mamma so ugly she makes legless kids run.
Yo momma so stupid she fell up the stairs.
Yo momma so Fat, She put on Guess Jean and squeezed an answer out.
Yo momma so poor she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo momma is so stupid that she went to a family reunion to look for a date.
Yo mama so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.
Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock on da floor and missed.
Yo momma so fat, when she walked passed the T.V. I missed three commercials.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and pissed on herself.
Yo momma so fat that when she stood up everyone yelled out "ECLIPSE"!
Yo momma so ugly her momma had to feed her with a sling shot.
Yo mama so harry she got affros on her nipples.
Yo mamma so fat she ran outside in a yellow dress all the kids started running after her cause they thought they missed the bus.
Yo momma hair is so nappy she's gotta take painkillers to comb her hair.
Yo momma so hairy that she uses a weed wacker to shave.
Yo momma armpits so hairy that she looks like shes got Buck Weet in a headlock.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma So fat she takes posters not pictures.
Yo momma so ugly when she was born they put her in an incubator with tinted windows.
Yo momma so old she made Fred Flinstone's BedRock.
Yo momma breath so wack she needs a tick not a tack but the whole DAMN PACK!
Yo Mama's so white she shops at KKKmart.
Yo mama so greasy when she slid into second base, she ended up in P.E.I.
Yo mama so hairy she's a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars.
Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice cubes down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama so stank, every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit.
Yo mama's so fat that her ass has its own area code.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama's so smelly, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slowdown, and Ban come off strike.
Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you.
Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savingstime.
Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stole free bread.
Yo mama's so smelly, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper.
Yo mama's such a drunk, if it wasn't for the olives in the martinies she would starve to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.
Yo mama's so smelly, her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu, and says, "Okay".
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him"Beaver".
Yo mama's so ugly, that when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama's so fat, her picture fell off the wall.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so smelly, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo Mama so ugly when she was little her mom had to tie a porkchop around her neck so the dog would play with her.
Yo mamas like a race car..... she burns 4 rubbers a night.
Yo mamas like a hardware store...... 10 cents a screw.
Yo mamas like a door nob, everyone gets a turn.
Yo mamas like a tv even a 2 year old can turn her on.
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody.
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts because they think she is family.
Yo mama's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY.....
Yo mama's so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo Mama so stupid that she called me to get my phone number.
Yo Mama so stupid that she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
Yo Mama so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo Mama so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
Yo Mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo Mama so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo Mama so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo Mama so stupid that if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.
Yo Mama so stupid that they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
Yo Mama so stupid that under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
Yo Mama so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo Mama so stupid that she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
Yo Mama so stupid that it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mama so stupid that if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
Yo Mama so stupid that she studied for a blood test. .
Yo Mama so stupid that she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
Yo Mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so ugly when she waz born the nurse thought her head and her butt were twins.
Yo mama's so ugly when she waz little her mama threw her out the window and got arrested for littering.
Yo mama so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo Momma so fat that when she hauls ass she has to make 2 loads.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turns!"
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat that she uses highway 87 as a slip-n-slide.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama so nasty that the garbage truck tried to load her up.