Jen's retardo page!

Arr! Ye be at Jen's retarded page! And to answer all questions, yes I'm a pirate. Heh. Anyways, yes, I am attempting to construct a site of some scurvy sort. So here it be. Arr. So I hope ye find something to do on this god forsaken page cuz' I'm not providing the entertainment. lol~ Ok, enjoy yeselves, and uh... be sure to send jen money so she can uh... spend it on the site! Yea, the site... heh. THATS what I'll spend it on. fools! Whoops, Did I say that out loud? WHoops. gottagouhbye!::runs off and falls over chair::

So anyways, alittle about this pirate. I drink naught but rum. I eat too much candy. I'm a pirate. I enjoy cooking lembas with my friends and taking long walks on the beach (bahahaha) And... successfully convincing my firneds I'm on something.

How I'm Planning On Becoming A Pirate And Convincing Everyone I Know I'm A Pirate From 17th Century England And Traveled Forward In Time In A Time Machine And Am Currently Trying To Get Home. Yes...

• Go to A Halloween store and buy a pirate costume, rip it up, and never take it off for a year.
• Never shower again, only when fearing disease. And never shave. And wash my hair in salt water once a week.
• Get dred locks and try things in my har. And legally change my name. heh...

My FAAAVORITE Places Too Be!!! ::sigh::

Tolkien Online
Funnystuff.com.
Ebay, yay! Buy vintage stuff!
~A * F * I~