If you are a carebear, I don't like you. I don't like you simply because of the server you play on. Are you shocked, little o.O? Are you disappointed that someone could dislike you merely because you play on a different server? Well don't be, because it will all be made clear soon.


1. You are gutless.

When I started playing AC, I clicked on the lowest population server (LC), just like the manual told me to. After about a day, I was ready to uninstall AC. There was NOTHING exciting about killing the same crappy AI monsters over and over again. It was boring, repetitive, and without risk or challenge.

Yet that's where you play. You don't want a challenge. You don't want excitement. You don't want risk. You want to play it safe. You want to keep all your phat l00t and show it off to your friends, never risking it in any significant way. You are cowards.

2. You are idiots.

Every single dev chat, I am forced to sit through countless questions from absolute morons. None of those questions are ever asked by DTers. DTers are concerned about big issues, not why exactly the shadows aren't mind-controlled by the Virindi into humping tuskers or some stupid shit like that. Next time you want to know just *why* pyreals are golden but pyreal armor is green ... ask yourself if it's really that important.

3. You screw over DT.

Likewise, in every dev chat, I am forced to listen to countless o.O complaints that will get taken care of by the devs, but issues like hollow balance, a minor fix, gets ignored for months (and still is not fixed). When Turbine wants to "balance" a weapon or a skill, they pay 0 attention to DT because if they do, the o.Os will whine. Every new patch, I get to see how some idiotic carebear gets to goo in his pants because he can make fucking fudge brownies out of drudge shit or some l33t new weapon that is 25k value, while fixes for pk imbalance are ignored.

4. You are dorks.

Look, we're all dorks that play this game, but you people take it to a whole new level. You have fashion shows, do little dance routines, search for matching pink armor, and so on. That is just idiotic and pathetic. You are absolute losers compared to DTers.

5. You attempt to prove your maturity to DTers constantly.

It's just so sickening every time I see another o.O blab on about what little kids DTers are and how immature we are. You meet one or two morons and you judge the whole server. The fact is, the vast majority of DTers are very serious, hardcore, mature gamers. Every single time I have EVER been accosted by some insipid moron or complete asshole ingame, that person has recently come from an o.O server. I always make a point to ask.

You are forced to be nice to them on your server, and their real colors show on DT. You send your trash to us, they act like trash, and we treat them like trash. But they are your trash, not ours.

6. You cheat.

Every single major cheat in AC history was started on an o.O server. Maybe that's because there is nothing else to do on your boring wastelands but think of new ways to screw your fellow players over, since you can't, you know, ever actually affect them in any significant way.

7. Your boards and mods suck.

Most of the DT mods, with the notable exception of Hagrin, are pretty self-confident people. Sure, they like being mods I imagine, but they don't expect or even want people to worship them for it. Power trips by DT mods are virtually non-existent.

On o.O boards, it's like the mods are your fucking parents instead of fellow gamers who happen to have volunteered for a crappy gig reading posts all day and editing them. The sanitized feel of your boards is more a reflection of the anal insecurity of your mods than any real commitment to the TOS, and results in message boards that are boring and so sweet they might give you diabetes. Why any of you bother to post is beyond me.

8. You take the game too seriously.

In every respect, you guys need to learn to relax. You lose your items and you get stressed, so you play npk so you don't lose them. You want to look super smart on your boards, so you obsess about being diplomatic and polite. You want to feel in some way superior to DTers, so you call them children. You want to look cool ingame, so you level and level for no good reason, assemble your matching clown suits, and strut around town like it actually fucking matters what some newbie in Ohio thinks when he looks at the screen at your pixels. Relax. It is just a game.

9. You think you are good at pvp.

Let me tell you this--if you haven't been playing DT for at least 6 months, you fucking suck at pvp. You just don't get that though. You think that your experience on an o.O server is somehow valuable on DT. Carebears constantly talk about what great "pks" (as they call it) they are, and how they would own us all on DT with their mains on Autumnskank or Rivercrap.

We don't care about your mains. We don't care about you. We can tell that you suck at pvp, and nothing that you say will change that. You keep telling yourselves how great you are though because you do some goofy duels, and you believe it. A retard might think he's a great baseball player because he sees it on TV too, but put him on a baseball team and all you'll wind up is a whole lotta granola bars, Tang, and a crying retard with a lump on his head.


And finally ...

10. You will read this, not bother to consider any of it objectively, and spend hours formulating some bullshit typical o.O "I'm better than you because I am not filled with hate and vulgarity" posts that prove I am fully justified in hating your miserable crying carebear guts.


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