On the old site, I wrote about Die Hard and how amazing it is. Let me tell you, I'm pretty sure it became more true. I saw Sin City, and the whole time, I was waiting for "YIPPEE KAY-YAY, MOTHER FUCKER!" to be screamed out.
Even though it never happened, I came to the conclusion that, second to me, the Die Hard series was the greatest thing ever to be created.
1st piece of Evidence: First movie, McClain is underneath a table, terrorist is on top, McClain is all like "BOOM BOOM!", kills the bitch, and then throws him out the window onto a cop car.
2nd piece: Samuel L. Jackson is the biggest badass.
Zeus (His character): Hell no mother fuckers fuck this mother fucking shit fucking terrorist fuck!
Terrorists: ...
*John McClain comes in and kills everyone in the room*
Yeah, that happened. And, yes, it was incredible.
You done yet?
