.|.Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree and men don`t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid offalling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren`t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.|.
Why do we close our eyes when we sleep?
When we cry?
When we imagine?
When we kiss?
This is because
The Most Beautiful Thing In The World Is Unseen
.|.Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nuthing but asshole.|.
If you`re naughty go to your room...
If you want to be naughty, go to mine...
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