well these page is all about sex..etc.. and sorri 2 disappoint those of u who came in here for nudity, since all the things in here are pretty much reading materials.
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says I love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says "to hell with you"
10 minutes of pleasure,
9 months in pain,
3 days in hospital,
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never would of have happened
If the rubber wouldnt have torn
My First Time
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!
[ eeeww..lol ]
Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one I sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my mum happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in
Sex is when a guys communication
Enters a girl's information
To increase the population
For a younger generation
Do you get the information...
Or do you need a demonstration?
Luv's a sensation
caused by temptation
when a guy sticks his location
in a girl's destination to increase da population
of da next generation
do you understand my explaination,
or do you needa demostration?
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
If you kiss me,
Don't be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!
Joey takes his girlfriend Gena home from a date. At the front door, he leans against the wall and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What?" She's outraged. "You're crazy???!!!"
"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
"No!! Someone may see," Gena says, "a relative, a neighbor..."
"At this time of the night? No one else is up."
"I've already said NO, and NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small blowjob...I know you'll like it too.."
"NO!!! I've said NO and NO and NO!!!"
"Baby..," he whines, "don't be like that..."
The door to the house suddenly swings open. It's Gena's younger sister in a nightgown, her hair’s a mess, rubbing her eyes."
"Gena," she says, "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or Dad will come down and blow him himself, but for God's sake get him to take his hand off the intercom."
A father and a son happen to go through the condom aisle at the grocery store.
The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms.
Well," the dad replies, "you see that three-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have two for Friday night and one for Saturday night."
"What's the six-pack for then?" asks the youth.
"Well," the father answers, "that's for when you're in college. You have two for Friday night, two for Saturday night and two for Sunday morning."
"What's the twelve-pack for then?"
"That's for when you're married," says dad. "You have one for January, one for February, one for March..."
A guy meets a gorgeous girl at a carnival. They talk, they connect, they leave together.
Back at her place, she leads him to her bedroom. The room is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the ceiling, medium-sized bears on a shelf a little lower, and huge bears on the bottom shelf. The guy is a little weirded out by having hundreds of little button eyes staring at him, but he decides not to be deterred. He turns to her...they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes off and make love like, well, wild animals.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying together in the afterglow, the man rolls over. "Well," he asks smugly, "how was it?"
"Great!" says the girl. "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."