[ Chinese Detective ]




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A mAn suspected his wife of seeing another man. So he hired a famous chinese detective, Mee Lookee Yu, to watch and report any activities that might develop.A few days later he recieves this report:

Most honerable sir:

You leave house.

He come house.

I watch.

He and she leave house.

I fallow.

He and she get on train.

I fallow.

He and she go in hotel.

I climb in tree-look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she.

She strip he.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with mee.

I fall out of tree,not see

NO FEE


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