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A mAn suspected his wife of seeing another man. So he hired a famous chinese detective, Mee Lookee Yu, to watch and report any activities that might develop.A few days later he recieves this report:
Most honerable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I fallow.
He and she get on train.
I fallow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb in tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with mee.
I fall out of tree,not see
NO FEE
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