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Dumb Laws that are still in the books

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes
laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Masks may not be worn in public.
Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping
bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out
of a moving airplane.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask
is considered a felony.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs

Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main
Street bridge in Little Rock.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from
a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65
miles per hour.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a
pickle,it must bounce.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades

It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one
is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
It is considered an offense to shower naked
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body
which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for
speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back
pocket if it is Sunday.

All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of
candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
You may not fish on a camel's back.
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at
least one dollar bill on your person.
You must contact the police before entering the city
in an automobile.
The English language is not to be spoken.

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
Oral sex is illegal.
Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.

A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.

No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall
proceed until the other has passed.

It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky
without an Indiana Fishing License.

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank
teller with a water pistol.
Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple
assault," while biting someone with your false teeth
is "aggravated assault."
It is illegal to gargle in public places.

Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the
event of a Native American attack.
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
After January 14th you will be charged a fine for
having your Christmas decorations still up.

Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
Thistles may not grow in one's yard.


A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her
husband's permission.
There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought
into a town office.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or
she got hurt in your house.

Oral sex is prohibited.
All bathtubs must have feet.
It is illegal to sleep naked.
A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.
Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.

It is illegal to have oral sex.
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty
must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
It is not illegal to speed.

It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any
other position other than missionary style.
In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go
fishing alone on.

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm
without a state license.

It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your
dog on your property.

New Hampshire-
You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any
way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe. a gambling debt.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.

New Jersey-
You may not slurp your soup.
It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are
full service and full service only.

New Mexico-
State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually
explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.

New York-
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on
a clothesline.

North Carolina-
While having sex, you must stay in the missionary
position and have the shades pulled.
If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a
hotel/motel and register themselvesas married then,
according to state law, they are legally married.
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.

North Dakota-
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your
shoes on.
Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in
any bar or restaurant.
It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided
you are in a covered wagon.

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes
in public.

It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
Tattoos are banned.
No one may spit on a sidewalk.

Dishes must drip dry.
It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your
lover's ear during sex.
One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing,"
i.e., that which covers one's body from neck to knee.

You may not sing in the bathtub.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

Rhode Island-
It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a

South Carolina-
It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South

South Dakota-
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a
cheese factory.
Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten,
or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they
are wearing pants.

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at
a time while standing.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the
second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

It is illegal not to drink milk.
It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it
is responding to an emergency call.

Women must obtain written permission from their
husbands to wear false teeth.
At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a
telephone pole.
Whistling underwater is illegal.

Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights
on, one may
not have sex in any position other than missionary.
Police radar detectors are illegal.
Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.

All lollipops are banned.
You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
West Virginia-
Whistling underwater is prohibited.
It is illegal to snooze on a train.

It is illegal to kiss on a train.
It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
At one time, margarine was illegal

It is illegal for women to stand within five
feet of a bar while drinking.
You may not take a picture of a rabbit from
January to April without an official permit.

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