If a cat always lands on its feet, and toast always lands jelly/butter-side-down, what happens if you strap a piece of toast to a cat jelly-side-up and drop it?
I'm always hearing of plane crash victims being so badly mutilated they need to be identified by their dental records. What I don't get is if they don't know who they are how do the know who their dentist is?
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagra Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
Education: The path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
All he has to do is smile and it makes my whole day worthwhile.
Loved you then, love you still, always have, always will!
Dance like no one is watching, love like you've never been hurt. Sing like no one is listening, live life to what its worth!
If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.
Should I smile, because your my friend, or cry..because that's all we'll ever be?
No guy is worth your tears and when you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again... skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!
Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever.
Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.
When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you.
When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you.
When I first liked you I was afraid to love you.
Now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you.
And now that I'm afraid to lose you, I'm afraid I have.
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great... but then I ran out of stars.
Loving you is like breathing... how can I stop?
If you really love something set it free, if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it was never meant to be.
A memory lasts forever never does it die; True friends stay together and never say goodbye.
Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream.
Everyday that goes by it seems like I discover something new about you to love it's incredible to me how one person can make such a *BIG* difference in my life. You touch me in a way no one else ever has and give me so many reasons to love you.
Don't settle for the one you can live with...wait for the one you can't live without.
Nothing is more painful than realizing he meant everything to you, and you meant nothing to him.
No one can tell me what to do it's my life and I'll live it the way *I* want to.
Would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me..at all?
It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does...
Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart.
If your nice, you can call me sweetie. If your sweet you can call me hunnie. If your hot you can call me tonight.
Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die tomorrow.
A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey!
One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions
You can fall from the sky. You can fall from a tree. But the best way to fall, is in love with me.
I'm through with guys, they all tell lies, they break your heart and make you cry, loving guys is such a sin, hey check that guy who just walked in!
Sometimes your mind doesn't want you to be in love... but deep down you know you are....
There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
Once upon a time, something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true.
It was the day I met you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet,
But nothing compared to you!
You never lose by loving, you always lose by holding back.
Click your heels and say "I need a life, I need a life!"
I tell him everything I mean EVERYTHING but why can't I tell him he means everything to me?
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
If you live to be 100, T want to live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live a day without you.
Who do you turn to when the only one who can dry your tears is the one who made you cry?
We weren't sisters by birth,
But we knew from the start...
Fate brought us together
To be sisters by heart!
I'm on a mission to get over you....in other words *Mission Impossible!*
Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and yet you cannot have them?
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
"It's not as if I'm hard to please, your the only one good enough for me, those others just won't do, I don't like anyone but you!" DREAM - I Don't Like Anyone
Whenever I see you...my whole body goes weak....everything but my heart...
The shortest word for me is I
The sweetest word for me is love
The only one for me is you
Why is it... that I must climb 100 mountains to get you...
When all you have to do is smile... to get me?
When times are hard all I do is close my eyes and think of you.
Don't tell me how to pick my friends, I'm good at that, remember, I picked you.
Cross your hear and hope to die
Clothes and make-up, boys and lies
Forever there 'til the end
Definition of: True best friends
I wrote your name on a piece of paper but by accident I threw it away.
I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day.
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away.
I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
I never thought that there would be a day where I forgot all my problems but then the day I met you came and they all just ran away.
Love is when you can't pay attention in class...because your forever writing your first name with his last.
Just because lips have met
Doesn't mean hearts have joined.
It's funny how a heart is two tear drops upside down.
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you never know who you'll meet in your dreams.
When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead, look beside you and I will be there.
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Today I came upon an angel,
I tapped him on the shoulder,
He turned around and it was you!
Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more.
I love you, not only for you are, but for who I become when I'm with you.
Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties!
If my love for you took the form of water... I'd be drowning.
I'm not gifted, I'm weird...oh wait, I'm gifted too!
"If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them." - Robert Graves
The art of love... is largely the art of persistence.
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
The cure for all ills and wrongs, the cares, the sorrows and the crimes of humanity, all lie in the one word 'love.' It is the divine vitality that everywhere produces and restores life.
Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your good health has vanished.
There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.
Our character is who we are and what we do when we think no one is looking.
The true test of character is not how much we know how to do, but how we behave when we don't know what to do.
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players.
An actor who knows his business ought to be able to make the London telephone directory sound enthralling.
A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep.
A dreamer lives forever, and a toiler dies in a day.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
To all, to each, a fair goodnight, and pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?"
A dream which is not interpreted is like a letter which is not read.
We are the music makers, the dreamers of dreams.
"The only way to have a friend is to be one." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Friendship is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." -- Titus Maccius Plautus
Many waters cannot quench love, neither can floods drown it. (Song of Solomon 8:7)
Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.
Keep working hard and you can get anything that you want. If God gave you the talent, you should go for it. But don't think it's going to be easy. It's hard!
'Impossible' is just a word
If a smile is worth 1000 words...what are the other 997..? Because 'I love you' are the only three words that matter, and a smile speaks for itself when its from the right person.
"There's nothing quite like being young...when you can do anything because it hasn't yet occurred to you that you can't. It's all fast. It's all rocking. You are knee-deep in the experiences and you feel the rush and that pain. Even now, looking back, I can feel everything like it just happened. I think a lot of my fans are facing these same transitions. Maybe they're falling in love or breaking up, partying, or moving on for the first time. Whatever the situation, they are experiencing things that will stamp their lives and how they deal with the future, It can be thrilling and it can be scary, but it will never be the same." - Kenny Chesney
"...some things - and it probably seems like a cop out but there just are know words for them. You somehow live through it, but you can't really talk about how it felt. This song does that for me and the first time I heard it, even the demo sounded like a Conway Twitty song - that emotion and heart. He always dug so deep. To me, that's where country music really stands out. When you walk through every experience and feel every piece of a song like he did, then I think you've got something." - Kenny Chesney
"Regrets. In a way, they define us - those things we wish we'd done differently. They can be small things that seemed scary at the time; like skinny-dipping with the girl you really liked, standning up to a bully, or something that didn't seem to matter that made all the difference in the world. Maybe it's spending more time with a parent before they're gone or giving in for someone you love. Anyone who says they have no regrets isn't human. To me, this song embraces this feeling and reminds me to live every day so my regrets are all, or mostly, behind me. If you can do that, then you have a pretty good game plan for living your life." - Kenny Chesney
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." - Charlie Brown
"Ye Gods!" - Zaneeta Shinn
A broken heart still beats.
It hurts so much to love you the way I do, and then look at you and realize how much you don't care.
"Every man dies; not every man really lives." William Wallace
This is me, this is what I'm all about.
Is the world leaving a mark on you, or are you leaving your mark on the world?
"Your vision will because clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, only dreams, who looks inside, also awakens." - Carl Jung
"Each of our acts makes a statement as to our purpose." - Leo Buscagila
"One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. And then it is gone. But to sacrifice what you are and live without belief, that's more terrible than dying." - Joan of Arc
"Wake up to what really defines you." - Barbara Sher
"Success based on anything but internal fufillment is bound to be empty." - Sally Martha Freedman
If you change the way you look at things, real change will follow in what you do.
"The mind is like a bird's wings. When open, you can fly." - Greg Phillips
"Look twice before you leap." - Charlotte Bronte
"Impulse buys lose their appeal at home. Impulse attitude loses right away."
"Never underestimate the huge difference small changes can make."
"Happiness is anyone, and anything at all, that's loved by you." - Charlie Brown