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1. With You On My Mind
I’ve been looking at you not looking at me
Maybe that’s why you look so happy
Hey life is unfair
So why should I care
I shouldn’t stare
I wouldn’t dare give any indication
Not even a small donation
Can’t afford to give anything away
With you on my mind
I’ve been flipping a bit
Maybe more than a bit
But I’m sure I’ll just get used to it
A little nuts in the head
To awake in my bed
No I can’t talk
And I’ve been walking around drooling a lot
Doctor says he’s not sure what I got
Looks like I’m gonna have to learn to live
With You On Mind
(Solo)
Waking up, and the walk to work,
And at the bank, and grabbing groceries,
Making dinner, and brushing my teeth
With You on My Mind
2. I Turn Up My Bass
I lick my lips while I wield the pick
My girlfriend assures me that I am slick
But she’s too blonde
And I am fond
Of playing my bass so loud
We play around and I should stay back
Instead I unleash the volume attack
Because I’m good
And so I should
Not finish playing this solo
So I turn up my bass and I play it loud
I shake my body so you see I rock
But in my mouth lies aahh
Cock my head
Jump up down
Curl my lips
Distort sound
I don’t know how to play softer
So I turn up my bass and I play it loud
3. MIA part 2
When your clothes become your pajamas
And her arm around you just drives you bananas
Rain dropping outside into puddles
A million cute smiles and just as many cuddles
And the hints are getting less subtle
Your smell lingers on my shirt and my blanket
Some tug on my heart string but you yank it
When falling asleep makes my neck sore
It reminds me of time with you all the more
You’re just right and you fit into me
Like a jigsaw or like a lock in a key
The sun shines when you are near
On your sparkling nails or the barrettes in your hair
O do I dare
To make my move on what seems so right
Super natural instead of filled with fright
You are something someone out of this world has sent
You scream but I will not repent
“Nadia we will dance like children of the night”
and I am like stretch-denim in that I want to hold you tight
I trust myself and I trust your smile
I guess what I’m saying is that
Damn I like your style
You wear my sweatshirt AKA you wear my hug
You hold me like a parasite, hold me like a bug
And if I’m a cracker, then spread yourself over me
And if I’m a macker, you’re the honey in my tea
The sound of “A” after “Me”
You suck the “not’s” right out of me
And you do it absolutely
You whip the lama’s ass up
And you pour my drink into a half full cup
4. 1234
1-2-1-2-3-4
1-2-3-4
1-2-3-4
5. Chimp test
Ok Let me get this straight
I wanna make sure I understand
Exactly what you’re telling me
Then I’ll follow your command
She’s sporting a white lab coat,
A stop-watch, and clip board
I’ve been jumping through hoops all morning
Where is my reward
I don’t think that I passed your chimp test
The object is to build
as many as I can
If I’m lucky and succeed,
then I’ll go work for the man
where my vision can be consumed by a computer screen
maybe shuffle around insurance forms eternally
I don’t think that I passed your chimp test
Maybe if I really concentrate
And I give it one more try
Would you please repeat that one more time
You put a peg in the hole and a washer on the peg,
a spacer on the washer and a washer on top
Ok now we made that clear
Now I think that I understand
And I am ready to
Tackle the task at hand
As she’s setting her timer she says “I will tell you when.
You’ll be given one minute for this one. Ok, begin.”
I don’t think that I passed your chimp test
6. Swerve On
Boys and girls you’ve got to get your swerve on
7. New Girl
And I like my new girl
My old girl she did make me cry
My new girl puts a sparkle in my eye
And I like my new girl
With my old girl we didn’t get a long
My new girl is the reason for this song
And I like my new girl
With my old girl, I didn’t like her
With my new girl I wicked wicked like her
And I like my new girl
8. LOOK AT YOU
Look at you, you've got eyes and those eyes are on your face.
What do you know I've got eyes too and they're also on your face.
Whoah buddy, wait a minute. Here's some advice for you…
Watch what you are saying, instead of saying what you watch.
You also have a smile that just sits there on your face.
But all I do is look at it and it puts one on my face.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sound so cheesy.
I don't know what I was thinking. What a stupid thing to say…
What's the point in beating yourself up when there is someone else who does that for you.
Think you ought to take your gift and talents to the ring.
What do you know, a TKO before the bell of round one rings.
Would someone please do something about the wallpaper that's in this room.
I think it's driving me up the wall.
Close the drawbridge. Could that moat be deeper?
Need to protect myself from the enemy..
Me me, no no, not me. The enemy is you.
Yeah, it's you, but you're one too. And also you three too.
Would someone please do something about the wallpaper that's in this room.
I think it's driving me up the wall.
9. The Sam
Mo Matching Drapes large marge
Mo Matching Drapes taking charge
Mo Matching Drapes of your charge cards
Buying cheap cars that be running over stars
Mo Matching get your woo-hoo movin’
Mo Matching your bumble-bee grovin’
Mo Matching who’s in the kitchen
Got flat soda pop that your ladies be choosin’
Mo Matching Drapes is all over your Armstrong
Is all over your sing-a-long
Noi and Chalee keep the Thai food goin’ on
Mo Matching Drapes is all over your (whistle)
is all over your “woohoo”
all over your stuff
you better keep the top closed and those nachos and tacos and burritos from falling all over potholes
SAMMY! SAMMY! SAMMY! SAMMY!
10.BRAIN WAVES
Get that EEG machine looking thing away from me
I don't want it picking up on things that people can't normally see
Even though I've never lied, I've always had to hide
The street was really wide, and my shoes, they came untied
I'm not so into pride, so I think that I'll just
Hide my brain waves
I think I'll hide my brain waves
I'm shocked, you are too
Right there all along, but who knew
Dodgeball professional
It's time I retired from the NDA
Wait a minute here, man, what is there to fear?
Just a steel toe in the teeth and a pile of other grief
I'm still not into pride, so I think that I'll just
Hide my brain waves
I think I'll hide my brain waves
(I'd better hide my brain waves now)
11.Oh Yeah
I walk by you
You wink at me
I smile a little
And walk on seeing things from your look
But you had some dirt in your eye
You didn’t see me at all
But that wink gave me hope
Seemingly out of nowhere I call
And you deflate my basketball
And I said “oh yeah”
And you said “oh no”
I try to stick my foot in the door
But it’s as big as my mouth
And you know how that sounds
To be thinking of all you can do and say and have
But that foot becomes the manner you speak
I don’t wear the clothes you like
And I don’t drink the punch you spike
And I said “oh yeah”
And you said “oh no”
Your mom told you to look me up
And I get resented just a little bit more
Cause her words ain’t so hip and cause
My kindness lacks that certain spice
You trip me when I try to walk
And then outline my body in chalk
And I said “oh yeah”
And you said “oh no”
12. WAITING ROOM
I'm checking out the guy in the check out line
with the Slayer shirt on and the same first name as mine.
Thinking déjà vu, hey I remember you
Yeah, I saw you yesterday, and now again today too.
But now I'm having trouble placing where
I first saw your smile and your spikey hair.
You were sitting the waiting room of Dr. Ferlito
I was sitting the waiting room of Dr. Ferlito
the waiting room of Dr. Ferlito
He's the orthodontist where I go
He helps me get rid of all my dough
And now it looks like he'll be helping you with that as well
In which case this encounter might occur again as well
In the waiting room of Dr. Ferlito
I'm checking out the guy in the check out line
with the Slayer shirt on and the same first name as mine.
Don't think that I am psycho 'cause I know your name
I think the nametag on your shirt would be the thing to blame.
No I'm not a real stalker; I just play one on TV
So the tapping at your window isn't me
Ha ha, that was a joke, but it was not funny
I think I’ll pay for my one thing and then I'll quickly leave
Yeah, I'll pay for this one thing and then I'll quickly leave
But we may meet once again, who knows
In the waiting room of Dr. Ferlito
(Waiting for the guy in the check out line.)
13.The Show
the build up of the week
the build up of the year
the year is coming to and end
and so I want to
get out of school
out of work
out of my debts
jump in the car
pop the tape
while they strum their frets
so I go out to a show
it’s where we all like to go
the music plays and we start to dance
under the lights a jiggly-wiggly stance
you feel in the way
and don’t know what to say
it takes you out of touch
there is no time to delay
gear to unload
to tune up
and a sound check
on the drum set
the fat bass
and the key-boards
that rip my insides onto the floor
I stomp on them and I still want more
The encore and they take the stage
A scream times everyone equals just the gauge
14. LAST MINUTE GUY
This really kinda sucks, really kinda sucks, really kinda sucks… yeah
Not lookin' good, not lookin' good, not lookin' good… no
You'd think I would have learned, would have learned by now, but I haven't… yeah
Wouldn't a been bad if I'd started on time, when it was assigned a month ago
But when there's plenty of time, there's no motivation then
Twenty minutes til class, that's when I get movin'
I don't even start to care, til there is no time to spare
Just when I think my time is infinite, I find myself scrambling at the last minute saying
Why oh why am I a last minute kind of guy
Really don't know why, but it happens all the time
And no matter what I try, the weeks just pass me by
And I end up in a bind
Whoa oh is me
Wait a second here, wait a second there, wait it dissappeared… yeah
Here I go again, there I go again, where'd it go again? yeah
You'd think I would have learned, would have learned by now, but I haven't.. no
Wouldn't a been bad if I'd just got going when I should've… but
when there's plenty of time, there's no motivation then
Twenty minutes too late, that's when I get movin'
I don't even start to care, til there is no time to spare
Just when I think my time is infinite, I find myself scrambling at the last minute
Why oh why am I a last minute kind of guy
Really don't know why, but it happens all the time
And no matter what I try, the weeks just pass me by
And I end up in a bind
Whoa oh is me
15.
She spends a cloudy day in bed
Thoughts of him still clouding her head
Cause he just left with all her things
And she won’t get up to see what the day brings
And then she starts to get down
But she’s not dancing
She just wears a frown
So you look at her and she smiles
Then you turn and she cries a while
Losing herself in water color
On her empty kitchen floor
The red is for the sun and the green is for grass
The blues are for all that he ignored
As the tears start to flow
Good night sweetheart it’s time to go
Oooo
So you look at her and she smiles
Then you turn and she cries a while
She wanders to the living room
Hears the piano go boom
She starts to play me something on the keys
As she’s quivering in the knees
Then she’ll write a symphony for me
And be enough blue for you
You don’t know what to do
So you look at her and she smiles
Then you turn and she cries a while
