Welcome to the twisted and depraved mind of One Grant Huffman, a local of Columbia, MO. This page is constantly under construction. If it's worth my time I may even make this site cool and fun to visit. Chances are if you're here you know who I am. If not well.... read below and you'll at least see how I view myself and the world around me. If you could care less... F- Off.
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BePaid.com (yeah this link)
Yee-HAW! I gots my po-em read on that there radio box. Yeah Thanks to Senior Pauly and his kick ass radio show "Purgatory" on 88.1 KCOU Sunday Nights from 10-Midnight (god I love plugs). And tune in more often kids as he may read more, you know you want to.
Also! If ya enjoy Purgatory but fell like an ultra loser sitting in your house Sunday night listening to kick ass music and dancing in your socks in the living room you can make up for it on Monday nights at Shattered! That's right folks Cap'n Pauly DJs the "Industrial Revolution" Monday nights at you favorite night club Shattered !!
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NEW! My Blackmail quotes!
NEW!! The Devils Angel
A brief Synopsis of the High School Spooky Kid
A few of my favorite things
Depiction of Degredation
Third Degree Heartburn
Not a poem but a growing list of observations (Updated 10-21-99)
Things to expect
- Poems easily Identifiable with the recently dumped
- The inner trappings of my dark heart exposed
Things NOT to expect
- My left shoe
- Referances to Don Knotts
- The word poo