Here is just a page of meaningless babble,quotes, shoutouts or anything random I feel like putting on here :) Enjoy! And remember..

"Ninety percent of everything is crap."

Shoutouts!
Fred..Well I sure as hell miss your crackhead smile, but I bet Abby doesn't miss me where sleeping bags are concerned. Hahaha, I bet she's still suffering from that.
Julie, There is nothing more fun than picking on Adam, hahaha, well I'll always enjoy waking up to your farts or bitching about all the homework we get in U.S. History. Your my favorite Oompa Loompa!!
Amy..I didn't leave you out!! Osamy Lyn Laden! That's you!! Haha we have too many funny things to say!! Mmmmmkay folks let's get going!! (But not before I tell my dog's life story)And....Hail the Ghetto Gingerbread house!!!!!!!
Marc.. They don't make belts like they used to. Hahaha, okay for all the people that don't know that joke it sounds reaaal bad!! Haha, we'll go hang out with some more schizo's next time I see ya!
BreeeeBreeee!!! "Chees-e-burger" Hahahaha, that's a classic. Twelve and a half hours of entertainment!!! Whoo and all that for a quarter!!
Shaun..I want a boy! I want pasta! GIVE ME MY DAMN BERRIES BACK YOU BERRY RAPIST!!!
Andrea..Well, I haven't seen you in awhile but I'm sure when I do I am in for a crackhead of a time. Don't change, I will come and scare the crap out of you soon! You lovely Asian princess..HAHAHAHA.

Some words of wisdom..Or maybe just some damn funny ones.
"A relationship is like a rose, How long it lasts, no one knows; Love can erase an awful past, Love can be yours, you'll see at last; To feel that love, it makes you sigh, To have it leave, you'd rather die; You hope you've found that special rose, 'Cause you love and care for the one you chose." -Rob Cella
"Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'" -Erich Fromm
"Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who you are." -Charles Augustin Sainte-Beauve
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." - Gloria Steinem
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." - Calvin Trillin
"If you can't convince them, confuse them." - Harry S. Truman
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams...side note: This guy has kick ass books!!
"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?" - Woody Allen
"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet." - Dave Barry
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
Here are some strange animal pictures. "Satan Hobbles Among Us"-Quoted from the page Hahah..Errr..

"Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored." - George Saunders, dying words

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