twerp 1: Ashley
Ashely is obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer; she's a wannabe slayer and a wannabe vampire. Figure that! Ashley is completely insane! This is all told to her father, by herself. She has brain problems. Ha ha. I brought this all on myself. I made her crazy. It's all my fault. If there's anyone to blame, it's me. And I'm lovin' every minute of it, and so is she.
twerp 2: Amber
Amber is cool. She has lots of friends. They think she's nuts. Her friends have weird piercings. Yuk. They are also crazy. They worship Korn, Orgy, Marilyn Manson, and Ozzy Osborne. Amber is a musician: she plays violin, bass clarinet, soprano clarinet. She wants to learn how to play the drums.