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Hey dude. Get ready to read some kickass raps. I got all my shit archived at fanfiction.net, so Ima link you to it in just a sec. I also got my stories archived there. So if you only wanna read my raps, pay attention to the genre of the fic. Anyway, CLICK HERE to read my raps.
If I am to recommend a rap for you to read, check Tipper Gore or Anthem of Drug Legalization, which I just finished today.
I suppose I'll give you an example of my raps. Here's one called An Ode To Masturbation. It was my third rap ever... my first good one. Although I redid my first one completely so now it's kinda good. Ode To Masturbation is not my favorite of my raps by any means. It is, however, my friends' favorite. I like my raps that are more activistic... the anti-censorship raps are the shit dude! This is merely very catchy, funny, lewd... if I released a CD this song would prolly be the biggest hit. But it isn't the best song. So anyway, here goes:
(Verse)
I rub n' rub n' rub
Until ejaculation
And then I make my sperm
Evacuation
Cuz masturbation
Is the safest of sex
Why just ask Jocelyn Elders
She will tell you that
Cuz nobody ever contracted
HIV
Just from playin'
wit their willy
So when you are lonely
And got nothing to do
Then just jack off a little
With your cock-a-doodle-doo
(Chorus)
When a brotha ain't gettin none
Masturbation is how he'll cum
When he ain't getting any frickin'
He can spank his monkey or choke his chicken
It's perfectly safe and perfectly free
A very simple way to get yourself sticky
(Verse)
No matter what your preference
How ya like it done
In just a few seconds
Excitement will come
So put your hands on the gun
And pull the trigger
Soon your dick
Will be a little bit bigger
You can use your hands
Or a vibrator
Hell if you want
Go hump the radiator
Just flog that dolphin
And flog it well
Don't worry you ain't
Goin' to hell
(Chorus)
When a brotha ain't gettin' none
Masturbation is how he'll cum
When he ain't getting any frickin'
He can spank his monkey or choke his chicken
It's perfectly safe and perfectly free
A very simple way to get yourself sticky
Like that rap? Hope ya did!
