THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN FOOTBALL
1. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
2. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
3. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
4. It's a game of inches.
5. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
6. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
7. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
8. He found his tight end.
9. End around.
10. He had to stretch to get it in.
11. He gets penetration in the backfield.
12. He blows them off (at the line).
13. He bangs it in.
14. He could go all the way.
15. He gets it off just in time.
16. He goes deep.
17. He found a hole and slid through it.
18. He pounds it in.
19. He beats them off (the line).
20. He's got great hands.
OLD FOLK FOOTBALL
(THANKS CARL FOR THIS FUNNY)
An old man and his wife had gone to bed. After
laying there a few minutes the old man farts and
says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says,
"What in the world was that?" The old man replied,
"It's fart football." A few minutes later the wife lets
one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After
about five minutes the old man farts again and says,
"Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be out
done the wife rips another one and says,
"Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and
she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I
lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure's on and the old man refuses to
get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to
no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable,
he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting,
he poops in the bed. The wife looks and says,
"What the hell was that?" The old man replied,
"Half-time, Switch sides."
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