Dan Bailey
Creator of The Bathrobe
http://www.angelfire.com/mo2/bathrobe
Railsplitter@ihateclowns.com
Dan Bailey is a wild and crazy man. He is like the Good Bitch from the East. When we first seen him in a bathrobe we thought nothing of it, but we did remark on how sweet it looked. The next time we saw it was at many parties. He would come out dressed in it and hang out with the people and we hung out with the bathrobe. He was a part of us. He would at times appear at the local bowling alley and show off the bathrobe and we would laugh and have fun with him. We loved him. Then on day Mr. Dan Bailey shows up at league bowling and walks in with the bathrobe on and proceeds to bowl with it. It was great. The bathrobe is a part of us and will always be a part of us. The bathrobe can still be seen today at Dan Bailey's house or the local bowling alley. At a upcoming home basketball game, Dan Bailey will be wearing The Bathrobe in protest agianst Mr. Gordy's decision.
