The three shells spoiler

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The Three Shells:

The movie Demolition Man, with Sandra Bullock, Wesley Snipes, and Sylvester Stallone, is set in the non-violent, non-profanity, computerized, no-sex future. To wit: "I'm sorry to say that the world has turned into a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of robed sissies." There are cameras and microphones everywhere to monitor you, and swearing is immediately punishable by fine, the notice of which prints out on a receipt from the nearest no-swearing machine. (Bullock and Stallone are cops, and Snipes is the bad guy.) Anyway, Stallone is removed from cryostasis, Austin Powers-like, and isn't used to this sanitized lifestyle. He's particularly confused when he needs to use the men's room at the police station for the first time since being unfrozen:

John Spartan (Stallone) goes in to the men's room, comes out, and complains that "there ain't no toilet paper in there, guess you guys are out, all I saw were these three shells." (or something like that)

All the cops try to suppress their laughter and this dweeby cop says, "[giggle giggle] he doesn't know how to use the three shells! [giggle giggle]".

Spartan doesn't appreciate their reaction and isn't about to ask for help, so he comes up with his own plan:

John Spartan: [to machine on wall] Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.

Machine on wall: John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute.

Spartan takes the paper receipts and head back to the men's room to finish his business.