You encounter two short, fat men wearing striped shirts and pants with suspenders. They are gesturing at each other with roast chicken legs while arguing loudly. You wait until they notice you and then introduce yourself. They say their names are Hick and Hack.
You ask if they have anything of importance to tell you about the area, and offer them some of your lunch.
Hick says: Of truth, there
Hack says: are 5!