Eeyore Quotes
"One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday."
"Whenever a Very Bouncy Animal arrives in the Forest, and you are told that he has just come, the thing you should ask is: 'When is he going?'"
"No give and take.No exchange of thought. It gets you nowhere, particularly if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation."
From "The House at Pooh Corner."
"It's bad enough being miserable, but it is even worse when everyone else claims to be miserable, too."
"Eeyore, the old grey Donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. 'Pathetic,' he said. 'That's what it is. Pathetic.' He turned and walked slowly down the stream for twenty yards, splashed across it, and walked slowly back on the other side. Then he looked at himself in the water again. 'As I thought,' he said. 'No better from this side.'"
"After all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow."
From "The House at Pooh Corner."
"It's not much of a tail, but I'm sorta attached to it."
"When trying to rescue friends from a tree, make sure the plan doesn't involve having everybody stand on your back."
"'It's snowing still,' said Eeyore gloomily.
'So it is.'
'And freezing.'
'Is it?'
'Yes,' said Eeyore. 'However,' he said, brightening up a little, 'We haven't had an earthquake lately.'"
"A little Consideration, a litle Thought for Others, makes all the difference. Or so they say."
"We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it."
"When you shout 'Is anybody at home?' into a rabbit hole, and a voice answers 'No!' it probably means you're not welcome."
"'And how are you?' said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side.
'Not very how,' he said. 'I don't seem to have felt at all how for a long time.'"
"When someone says 'How-do-you-do," just say that you didn't."
