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YO MOMMA

SO FAT...................

yo momma is so fat even God could'nt lift her spirits.

I HAD TO DRIVE 50 MILES TO GET ON HER GOOD SIDE

every time she turns around it's her birthday

her shoes smile when she takes them off 

her belt size is the equater 

YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE GOTTA WAKE UP IN SECTIONS.

YO MOMMA SO FAT AIRPLANE PILOTS THOUGHT THE X ON HER MALCOLM X JACKET WAS A LANDING STRIP

she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big! 

she was Miss Arizona -- class battleship. 

she doesn't wear Dazzey Dukes; she wears Boss Hoggs. 

she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book. 

Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses. 

Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. 

Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. 

Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings. 

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide. 

her senior picture had to be an aerial view. 

she has to fly cargo class. 

when she puts on a pair of BVD's, it stretches to "BouleVarD". 

she has to wear a sock on each toe. 

she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat. 

the AIDS quilt can't cover her. 

the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts. 

she qualifies for group insurance. 

when she steps on gum, she can tell you what flavor it is. 

the shadow of her ass weighs 50 lbs. 

she needs to put a bookmark in her folds to find her belly button. 

her navel gets home 15 minutes before she does. 

when I swerved to avoid her on the road, and ran out of gas. 

(((YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SEEN A BUS SHE SAID STOP THAT TWINKIE WITH OREOS
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SO oooOLD...................

she knew Burger King while he was still a prince

she co-wrote the 3rd and 8th commandment

Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white. 

Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the b---h died. 

Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. 

Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party. 

Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school. 

Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket. 

Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book. 

Yo mama's so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers. 

Yo mama's so old, she owes Moses 5 cents. 

Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur. 

Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit for kane and abel. 

Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's. 

Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. 

Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license. 

Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment. 

she was a waitress at the last supper

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